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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

She took a rubber-handled electrical screwdriver out of her coat pocket and touched it against the fuse box’s metal door. The bulb in the end of the screwdriver didn’t light up, but she was still wary as she used the metal tip to open the fuse-box door.

The inside had a couple of dead spiders bouncing in cobwebs. Charlie checked carefully for live bugs before tapping the electrical screwdriver in several places to ensure she wasn’t about to get electrocuted.

The metal cabinet had a main power switch, three high-voltage sockets and a row of fuses. A drip hit Charlie’s arm as she studied the fuses. None were labelled, but the power sockets were linked to a bank of three switches along the bottom row. Two were on green, but one had blown out and flipped to red.

‘OK,’ Charlie told herself, nervously approaching the red switch and resetting the fuse by pushing the switch with the tip of the screwdriver.

‘We have light,’ Juno announced. But before her words were out, the fuse clicked back to red and the bulbs inside the RV died. ‘What about the diesel generator?’ she asked.

‘It’s not enough juice when all the equipment’s running,’ Charlie said. ‘I’m gonna try another socket.’

Charlie pulled the high-voltage RV hook-up, then locked it into another socket. The lights behind Juno wobbled, but this time they stayed on.

‘All righty!’ Charlie said, jiggling her ass as she shut the fuse box. ‘I didn’t die!’

She felt drained and frustrated as she headed back into the RV. She’d done a full day at high school, followed by baseball training, a supermarket shop and a microwaved dinner. Then, while most seventeen-year-olds headed out for Friday-night fun, Juno had picked her up and they’d driven out to the remote storage warehouse for a lab session that would last into the early hours of Saturday.

‘What was I doing when the lights went out?’ Charlie asked herself as she peeled off her disposable blue gloves, dropped them into a trash can, then grabbed a clean set out of a wall-mounted dispenser.

Mango had moved her gene-editing lab out of Development Kitchen 2 a few weeks before the law made it illegal to own unregistered gene-editing equipment. Over the following year and a half, Charlie had worked in a variety of homes and shuttered retail units, before Mango came up with the idea of using an RV.

The vehicle had been purchased new, its double bed and TVs replaced by refrigerators, storage cupboards and an extra sink. Oak kitchen cabinets and homey décor in the main cabin had been retained so, when the lab equipment was stowed, anyone peeking inside saw nothing but a vehicle in storage, awaiting its owner’s next expedition.

‘Six jobs, two complete,’ Charlie sighed, looking at rows of trays and bottled solutions.