Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

After donning a hairnet and face mask, Mango met up with Charlie in Radical Cake’s employee break room. Since her fresh start was underway, Charlie decided to be adventurous and try black coffee. But even with three sugars it still tasted like battery acid. She thought throwing it away might offend and hid a grimace every time she swallowed.

Mango had made Charlie a series of lesson plans, like the ones she did for her groups at Maker’s Yard. After ensuring Development Kitchen 2 was locked from inside, Mango showed Charlie a printed copy of a case file from which she’d blanked the names.

‘Patient Q is thirty-two years old,’ Mango began as she sat at a table facing Charlie. ‘To help maintain security for my operation I don’t meet clients directly. I use a retired nurse, who consulted with him in Anaheim a couple of weeks back. Patient Q is a single man who’s made a lot of money with an online food business. But he lacks confidence and feels that his body isn’t attractive. He’s got pale skin with almost no pigmentation; he’s also a classic ectomorph. Do you know what that is?’

‘Scrawny?’ Charlie said.

‘Basically,’ Mango agreed, smiling and nodding. ‘An ectomorphic person is characterised by a slim body with little muscle mass. Most ectomorphs don’t bulk up when they do strength training. So, after some discussion, I’ve agreed to edit two gene groups.

‘One set of changes will affect melanin production and darken patient Q’s skin. The second will change muscle fibres and increase muscle mass. It’s a good example of a therapy that requires skilful patient matching. People with heavy musculature have also evolved heavy bones and strong tendons. But if you add Olympic muscle to a ninety-pound weakling, they end up with joint pain and injuries.’

‘But most gene therapies are reversible?’

‘They are,’ Mango agreed. ‘But every alteration carries a chance of a mistake, and increases the risk of mosaicism.’

‘Oh, I read about that yesterday afternoon,’ Charlie said.

Mango smiled. ‘Show me what you’ve got, then!’

Charlie felt the pressure and turned a touch red. ‘Each course of gene therapy targets and alters cells using a transmission vehicle such as a targeted E. coli virus, or stem-cell injection. But even after several courses of gene therapy, a tiny percentage of your original DNA will probably remain. Having two variants of the same cell type in the body can confuse the immune system into thinking one type is a disease, and the body starts attacking its own cells. Also, for reasons nobody understands yet, it gets more likely when you switch genes back and forth.’

‘Not bad,’ Mango said, satisfied with her recruit.