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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘So what got you rushing here on a 5 a.m. flight, boss?’

Harry had asked Ellie, but Jay answered. ‘The Vegas Mirror is the only newspaper left in town, and it’s owned by that streak-a piss Kent Clark. It tramples my family name every chance it gets. But, thanks to you guys, Vegas Mirror only has the second-biggest Vegas news website.’

‘Mr Janssen has offered a long-term deal, for Janssen Corp to become Vegas Local’s biggest advertising partner,’ Ellie explained, his voice wavering because he knew Harry would be furious. ‘The money will fund Vegas Local and Elliegold Media for the next five years, at the end of which Jay will have an option to buy Vegas Local outright for twenty-five million dollars.’

My one-third of twenty-five is … Well, three eights are twenty-four, so it’s eight point something …

‘But won’t it affect our independence?’ Harry asked, riled. ‘We’ll lose credibility if we’re taking Janssen money.’

‘Credibility?’ Ellie said, smirking. ‘We’re hardly The New York Times.’

Harry realised that wasn’t a strong argument, and stabbed anxiously at another. ‘I thought you were talking to venture capitalists about investing money.’

‘Cool down, Harry,’ Ellie said, smiling awkwardly and making an it’s fine gesture at Jay Janssen. ‘If I take money from outside investors, I must give them shares in the company, and I have to clear all the big decisions with them. If I make this advertising partnership with Janssen, you can carry on running Vegas Local and I can build Elliegold Media without interference.’

Harry narrowed his eyes and decided to be bold. ‘Except I get my head kicked in if I say anything about Janssen Corp?’

Jay grew larger in his seat, but Ellie spoke before he got to say anything.

‘I’ve got four kids,’ Ellie said, raising his voice, then lowering it because there were people all around. ‘Your deal gives you a generous cut of the advertising money from Vegas Local, and it’s basically pocket money. All I’m taking is a small salary, so that Elliegold stays afloat. I don’t have health insurance; six of us live in a tiny two-room apartment. My car is eleven years old. I have one pair of sneakers and my only pair of dress shoes leak when it rains.’

If I get into bed with Jay Janssen, Charlie will never speak to me again …

Jay cleared his throat and sounded stern. ‘Mr Gold owns a majority share in Vegas Local and its parent company,’ he began. ‘The contract your family lawyer drew up when you invested in Vegas Local gives you a right to a share of all advertising revenue if you run the site, and a right of reasonable consultation over any change of ownership. But you are only a minority shareholder …’