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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

As Charlie pushed the lever to fill her glass, Brad leaned out of a communal kitchen area, holding a slice of toast.

‘How much toast do you eat?’ Charlie said, smiling, but conscious that she looked a mess. Barefoot, baggy nylon shorts and one of Juno’s old Gap tees, with no bra underneath.

‘Been up playing pool on the mezzanine,’ Brad explained. Charlie realised he was still in the clothes he’d worn when he’d dropped her off. ‘Want some jelly toast?’

‘Why not,’ Charlie said.

She was too stressed to be hungry, but preferred chatting to Brad to going back to her room.

‘They put fresh bread in here every day,’ Brad complained, opening an overhead cupboard mounded with half-eaten loaves. ‘But nobody ever cleans out the old stuff. This is green!’

Brad dropped the mouldy bread into a trash can.

‘And the cleaners …’ he moaned, tailing off as he placed two fresh slices into the toaster and pushed the lever down. ‘So how was the Maker’s Yard? Got back OK?’

Charlie couldn’t face the humiliating details.

‘It wasn’t what I expected,’ she said understatedly, before changing the subject. ‘Do you know Ken Kleinberg?’

‘The support officer?’

Charlie smirked. ‘How many Ken Kleinbergs do you know?’

‘All right, Miss Smartass,’ Brad said, making Charlie flinch with a flicking gesture. ‘He used to be my support officer, but he’s been off sick a lot. I wouldn’t say Ken’s a bad guy, but he’s moody. One day snapping and snarling, another he’s so wrapped in his own problems you could probably rape a nun and get away with it.’

‘A nun!’ Charlie said, shaking her head and laughing. ‘It’s dark in that head of yours, Brad.’

But she was laughing, and she’d stepped slightly closer.

‘You look cute with your hair all mussed,’ Brad said, then bit his toast.

The compliment seemed ridiculous, but Charlie didn’t care. Brad swung his toast in front of her mouth.

‘Crunchy peanut, chocolate spread and lime jelly,’ he said.

Charlie took a bemused sniff. ‘Kinda gross …’

But Brad’s smile was infectious and after a pause for thought, Charlie went on tiptoes and took a cautious bite.

‘Tastes better than it looks, doesn’t it?’ Brad said, before putting a sticky hand on the back of Charlie’s neck and gently kissing her lips. She loved his confidence, and the way he tasted like chocolate instead of beer and weed. Charlie considered Brad’s girlfriend. But in this moment there were only two places to go: forward with a guy who turned her on, or back behind her bolted door, sleepless and tormented.

Brad grabbed her butt and lifted her easily on to the kitchen worktop. The back of her head hit a cabinet, but that didn’t stop him pushing up her shirt. Charlie rubbed against Brad’s chest, but she really wanted to see it.

‘Take your shirt off.’