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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘I said I’d handle this,’ Steve snapped. Then looked back at Charlie, shaking his head apologetically. ‘Makers Yard has an inclusivity policy. We encourage people of all ages, races and genders to join. However, these premises are provided free of charge by the Swallow Park Community Association, which retains the right to exclude anyone if they choose to.’

The skinny ginger guy stepped round the desk and handed Charlie a printed letter on Swallow Park Community Association letterhead.

‘This notice excludes you from all communal facilities and from entering Swallow Park, unless you are an invited guest of a property owner visiting their private home. Failure to respect this notice will result—’

‘Why?’ Charlie yelled. ‘What did I ever do to you?’

A mom in yoga pants came storming across from the lounge area, wagging her chubby finger. ‘You got suspended from Clayton Street after less than three days. You smashed my daughter’s eight-hundred-dollar phone and ripped out her best friend’s fingernail like some savage beast!’

‘Ask the school for the CCTV from the lunch room,’ Charlie spat back. ‘Look and see who was going after who.’

‘We want that phone money,’ the mom added. ‘You’ll be hearing from our family lawyer.’

‘Sue me,’ Charlie said, disgusted. ‘But I don’t have a cent. And when your darling daughter’s phone gets fixed, be sure to look at the last photo she took. The one where her two pals smile while their spit runs down my face.’

‘If they spat in your face, you gave them reason,’ the mom snarled.

‘Ya don’t gotta to listen to this brat’s nonsense, Terri,’ the big Texan said cheerfully. ‘It’s time to shut her up and ship her out.’

Charlie looked around, to sour faces and jeers. She felt sorry for Steve, who was the only one taking her side.

‘I’m friendly with the guys who run two other maker communities in Las Vegas,’ Steve said as he led Charlie away. ‘I’m going to call them on your behalf, because this is not the spirit in which maker communities are supposed to operate.’

Charlie was angry, but knew she’d book her one-way ticket to White Boulder if she kicked off and the cops showed up.

‘I’d resign my position if I thought it would make a difference,’ Steve said.

‘Might vote you off at the next committee meeting anyway,’ the Texan sneered from behind. ‘You’re making a fool of yourself.’

‘Vote me off, you dumb redneck,’ Steve said, grinning like a loon. ‘Take my unpaid job. See what it’s like when you’re the one who locks and unlocks, sterilises bathrooms, mops floors and unblocks the dust extractors. And I’ll carp over the way you run things.’

As Steve and the Texan shot daggers across the room, Charlie shook her head and backed away.