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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Betsy misfired as she turned off, then rolled to a halt at a striped barrier, with a rock fountain and Swallow Park signs either side of the road. Harry’s flash Mini had been waved through on Saturday, but two guards came out of their booth to inspect Betsy. One crouched and made a signal for Brad to lower his window, as the other went behind to inspect the smouldering exhaust.

‘Sir, is this a zero-emission vehicle?’

Brad smiled, and dabbed the gas pedal so that the guy up the back got smoked. ‘Does it look like one?’

As the guy behind started coughing, the one squatting down pointed at a zero-emissions sign next to the gate. ‘Non-residents can only enter Swallow Park in a non-polluting vehicle. You’re gonna have to turn about.’

Brad looked pissed. ‘Are you telling me my car’s not good enough for your snooty-assed—’

Charlie brushed Brad’s shoulder and interrupted. ‘It’s three minutes’ walk from here, so don’t worry. Thanks for the ride.’

As Charlie ducked under the gate and started walking, Brad did a U-turn. Then he furiously revved Betsy, before blasting the horn as she shot off. Charlie smirked, seeing the entry booth and fountains obscured by a silver-grey haze.

After a wrong turn, which led to a row of tennis courts, Charlie hurried into Maker’s Yard, conscious that she was a few minutes late. But that was the least of her problems.

It was like in an old movie where the baddie walks into a bar. People doing personal projects at the benches stopped stapling and gluing. The pink-haired teacher who’d been there on Saturday was finishing a class with an all-girl group, and tween mouths froze like they’d sighted the devil. Steve was at his messy bench, facing a skinny ginger guy in a striped suit and the big-mouthed Texan.

‘Charlie, welcome,’ Steve said, voice wavering with stress. ‘Can I talk to you for a moment?’

‘This doesn’t feel welcoming,’ Charlie noted, as a chill went down her back.

‘There have been some discussions regarding your attendance,’ Steve said quietly. ‘I’ve always felt that this maker community should be open to everyone.’

The big Texan interrupted with a grunt, and Steve scowled at him.

‘Unfortunately not everyone shares my view and objections have been raised to your membership.’

‘What have I done?’ Charlie asked indignantly.

‘Nothing,’ Steve said, louder so that people could hear. ‘You’ve done nothing.’

‘Would you say that to the little girl she left half burnt to death?’ the Texan bawled, shaking his chunky arm. ‘And you wanna let her come here to learn all the skills to make bigger and better bombs?’