Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘I get carsick in the back,’ Mel said, but in such a way that it was obviously a lie.

‘I don’t care if I ride in the back,’ Charlie said, popping the door open.

As Charlie settled into the back, pushing beer cans, a deflated football and greasy KFC packaging out of the way, Mel leaned across the front passenger seat and gave Brad a short, noisy kiss, followed by a hands-off-he’s-mine glance at Charlie.

Charlie felt a touch of jealousy, but also relief. She had a whole new life to sort and Brad the friend was a simpler proposition than Brad the potential boyfriend.

‘So who you fighting today, Tiger?’ Mel asked as they set off. And now she’d marked her territory, she looked back at Charlie and smiled. ‘This goof has been in so many fights they’re sending him to anger management.’

‘They made me do that at White Boulder,’ Charlie said.

‘Did it help?’ Brad asked, sounding like he wanted it to.

‘I guess,’ Charlie said. ‘They give you techniques to put the current situation in perspective. So, if you’re about to kick off, they tell you to stop for three seconds and imagine yourself in the future. Then ask yourself if the consequences of what you’re about to do are worth it.’

‘Hope the other dude doesn’t knock your ass out while you stand there gawping,’ Mel said sourly. ‘When I lose my shit, ain’t nothing gonna stop me.’

‘I don’t like backing down,’ Brad admitted. ‘But at least I don’t blow my enemies up.’

Charlie knew she was being teased, but Mel and Brad were facing the wrong way to catch her wounded expression. When Mel did look round, she’d cracked a big smile.

‘You’re that girl?’ Mel asked admiringly. ‘Bombed the quarterback, over at Rock Spring. That was some dark behaviour! How’d they let you out so fast?’

‘She’s a white girl with sweet blue eyes who blew up a big ugly black dude,’ Brad said. ‘Now, if that was the other way round …’

Charlie resented the implication that she’d got off light, when all she’d actually done wrong was not disposing of explosives she’d made when she was eleven. But that was a big can of worms to open, so she stared out of the window until Betsy came to a smoky halt in the parking lot of Clayton Street High.

They were parked between a Mercedes and a Lexus convertible, and Charlie noted plenty more expensive metal and kids dressed in designer everything, as Mel made another big show, hugging Brad.

‘I guess I’ll go find the office,’ Charlie said, backing away. ‘I have to register.’

‘I’ll roll with you,’ Brad said. ‘Gotta do my post-suspension interview with the vice principal. The office you need is right next door.’