Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘I worry about school bathrooms,’ another commented. ‘That’s how those poor second-graders died in Miami. Thirteen in one year group.’

The drawler resumed his lecture. ‘We heard it all before with nuclear proliferation,’ he said, shaking his head slowly. ‘Everyone saying the terrorists would get a nuke. But detection systems were in place. SNor caught us with our pants around our ankles, but governments are on red alert now …’

Charlie had always seemed shy, so Harry was surprised to hear her butt in.

‘But the proliferation of nuclear weapons is difficult, because you need to enrich uranium ore into weapons-grade uranium,’ Charlie said. ‘Uranium enrichment requires a factory the size of three football fields, filled with thousands of gas centrifuges, each one more complex than a jet engine.

‘But I could go online and buy all the equipment I need to do gene editing for the price of a second-hand car, and the equipment would fit in a regular garage. So, you’re comparing two very different technologies.’

‘They’re clamping down on the sale of chemicals and equipment,’ the Texan said.

‘But tens of thousands of sequencing and editing machines have already been produced,’ Charlie pointed out. ‘And when all the rich countries ban the sale of gene-editing machinery, there will be dozens of poor ones, who either don’t legislate or don’t have the money to police it.’

One of the moms nodded. ‘It’s terrifying. I think about my three boys, and when I see it on the news … I know it sounds weak, but I turn it off because it’s so horrible.’

The Texan hated Charlie undermining his authority. ‘I’m sixty and I spent my whole life listening to people talking about threats. The communists were gonna wipe us out, then it was the AIDS, global warming, terrorists with nukes, terrorists with chemical weapons. All I know is I ain’t dead yet.’

‘SNor killed more people in six months than have ever been killed by terrorists and nuclear weapons,’ Charlie said. ‘I just researched it for my end-of-term paper.’

Now the guy roared with laughter, clutching his big gut. ‘Well, I gotta change my mind if you wrote it in your school pro-ject, sweetheart …’

A couple of the moms smirked too, and Charlie turned and scowled at Harry. ‘Screw this place. I’m outta here.’

‘He’s a pig,’ Harry whispered, grabbing her arm anxiously as she stormed away. ‘It’s nothing.’

But Charlie didn’t think so and headed for the exit. Luckily, a slim guy with a bouncy walk and a pocket full of pens blocked her path.

‘Welcome to Maker’s Yard. I’m Steve,’ he said, offering a hand to shake. ‘You must be Harry and Charlie. I’m sorry I had to pop out, but you didn’t say exactly what time you’d be dropping by.’

‘No probs,’ Harry said.

Charlie shook hands, but kept sulking.