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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘Not forgetting your wheels,’ Charlie said, twirling as she got near his British racing-green Mini, with a Union Jack flag across the roof.

‘I do OK,’ Harry said humbly, unplugging the Mini. ‘And grub like this is a treat. I burn heaps of calories running, but rich food is terrible for my skin.’

Maker’s Yard was a two-minute drive on a road with speed humps that ran round Swallow Park’s manmade lakes. Charlie wowed as they passed an ultra-modern house with a white Ferrari on the driveway.

‘You’re good at making money,’ Charlie observed. ‘This is where you’ll end up.’

‘You’ll do OK with that big brain,’ Harry told her.

Maker’s Yard was an aluminium-sided building at the edge of Swallow Park. It was screened behind a fifteen-foot hedge, next to recycling bins and a garage that housed the little carts used by security patrols.

It took a while to find the unassuming entrance. The yard was the size of a basketball court. There was a whiff of burnt wood and motor oil. The décor was trendy industrial, with a bare concrete floor, stripped walls, particle-board benches and some pricey-looking machinery along the edge.

An elderly woman was gluing a vintage record player in one corner, but the main action centred on a pre-teen gang building little carts, covered with stick-on solar panels and powered by repurposed washing-machine motors.

‘Can I help you?’ their pink-haired, heavily pregnant teacher asked.

‘I messaged Steve,’ Harry told her. ‘We came to check this place out, and maybe for my friend here to join up.’

The punkish teacher explained that Steve had gone out to buy materials for another class later that afternoon. They waited on ancient comfy sofas in a lounge area. Besides the sofas, there were shelves of old technical manuals, a bright green coffee machine that hailed from the 1970s and some homemade cakes next to a donation jar.

Charlie laughed when she saw a motion-sensing camera rigged up to an old-fashioned police siren. She couldn’t figure out how it worked, but the flashing blue light was clearly designed to shame anyone who didn’t pay for their cake.

Moms of the kids doing the go-kart building sat on the sofas. There was also a beard-and-beer-gut in paint-spattered dungarees. He leaned on the back of a sofa, addressing the women like he was the world authority on everything.

‘All this talk about mutated virus, designer babies and this whole gene-editing show like it’ll be the end of days,’ he said in a booming Texas drawl. ‘But there’s always been scaremongering. It’s like this global warming. Been talking ’bout it for years, but I still ain’t seen Manhattan under twelve feet a water.’

Three moms nodded, while the fourth built blocks with a toddler sat on a sterile play mat.

‘Sure hope you’re right,’ one of them said.