Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘Videos are super popular. We had a burst water main washing cars down Koval Lane a few months back that got over two million hits. The construction worker bit my hand off when I offered him three hundred bucks for his video and it’s earned twelve times that in ad clicks.’

Charlie did the math in a flash. ‘You made twelve hundred bucks from someone else’s video?’

‘Eleven after paying for the video,’ Harry explained. ‘It’s the biggest site for local information. I get invites to grand openings, shop vouchers and tons of other freebies from people who want me to plug stuff on the home page.’

‘Smart,’ Charlie said admiringly.

Her favourite thing about Harry was that while most teenagers were all bravado and half-baked ambition, he was an unassuming guy who’d achieved more at sixteen than most thirty-year-olds.

‘A laptop is important,’ Charlie said thoughtfully. ‘The only way I can realistically afford a top college is with a scholarship, which means top marks in every subject. Plus a ton of extra-curricular achievements to make me stand out from the herd.’

‘Maybe stop erasing that big brain with booze,’ Harry teased as Charlie used a thumbnail to pop the seal on the laptop box. Then he turned serious. ‘I’ve also been keeping my ear to the ground on the Janssens. They’re running dive casinos and half-empty strip malls, but their business finance records show profits of fifteen to twenty million a year. They’re laundering drug money or something, but the cops don’t seem to care.’

‘They’ve certainly got powerful friends,’ Charlie said, more interested in her new laptop.

‘Did you hear that Fawn and JJ got married?’ Harry asked.

Charlie reared up on the bed. ‘I don’t give a shit about Fawn,’ she snapped. ‘And you need to steer clear of the Janssens.’

‘They destroyed your life,’ Harry said furiously.

‘I’ve had a lot of time to fantasise about revenge,’ Charlie said, narrowing her bloodshot eyes. ‘But they’re powerful, Harry. You’ll get steamrollered.’

‘The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing,’ Harry said grandly.

‘Who said that?’ Charlie asked.

‘Edmund Burke.’

‘Who was he?’

‘I have no clue,’ Harry admitted.

But Charlie looked worried. ‘Fancy quotes are great, but I want to forget my old life and start from scratch.’

‘I get it,’ Harry said. ‘You’ve been through hell.’

Then he changed the subject. ‘You know what you were saying about extra-curriculars? I knew you didn’t have regular internet access at White Boulder, so I asked on the Vegas Local forum about charity work and stuff that might interest you in North Vegas. There’s a maker space fifteen minutes’ drive from here.’

‘A what?’ Charlie asked.