Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Harry smiled when he set eyes on Charlie. Her smell, her hair all scruffy. Her big toe slightly shorter than the one before it. But the big blue eyes were framed in red, and the dressy purple top on the floor had an obvious puke stain.

‘Have you been ill?’ Harry asked anxiously as he put down the gift bags. He caught his reflection in the window as they hugged, hating the zit cluster on his chin and unpleasantly surprised by her booze-infused sweat.

‘Got wasted,’ Charlie confessed, backing up to the bed. ‘There’s a family of hippos disco dancing inside my skull.’

Harry felt deflated. He’d spent ages planning their day together and Charlie didn’t seem up to it. ‘This place looks OK,’ he said weakly.

‘Grab the seat,’ Charlie said, pointing at the chair under a little desk.

‘I got the underwear you asked for,’ Harry said. ‘And there’s a couple of other bits.’

Charlie reached for the bags as Harry settled into the school-style plastic bucket chair.

‘Does it smell in here?’ Charlie asked, sniffing her wrist.

In prison, she’d always worn a T-shirt, sweat pants and sneakers, so Harry was fascinated by her cleavage as she peered into a bag.

‘Can’t smell much of anything,’ Harry lied. ‘Who’d you go out with?’

Charlie didn’t answer, because after briefly inspecting two packs of H&M underwear she saw the bag with the Dell laptop inside.

‘No way!’ Charlie gasped, as she lifted the box out. She looked excited, but then straightened up and pushed a hand through her hair. ‘I can’t accept that, Harry. It’s way too much.’

‘You need a laptop,’ Harry said firmly. ‘It’s not amazing, but it’ll do for internet and typing essays. And the screen flips behind, so you can stand it up to watch movies, or use it as a tablet.’

‘But …’ Charlie said, certain the gift was over-the-top, yet still wanting it badly.

Harry held up both hands. ‘I’m doing well out of Vegas Local. Ellie’s got local news sites in ten cities now. But he’s always half broke, so I bought twenty-five per cent of Vegas Local with some of the money I made from the bombing footage. I also curate the home page and I get one third of the ad revenue. It’s six times what Matt earns doing Saturdays at Five Guys.’

‘So you write articles and stuff?’

‘Sometimes,’ Harry said, ‘but most of the content is created by local people. Bake sales, school sports, retail coupons, restaurant and show reviews. Anyone can post a notice or an article. I’m more of a curator, making sure there’s always something fresh on the home page. I bump the best stories people have submitted.