Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘Zit faced prick on a power kick,’ one of Esme’s pals muttered, loud enough for Harry to hear as he backed away.

‘It rhymes, it rhymes,’ another one added, and then they were all squealing with laughter.

Harry’s face turned red and he didn’t dare glance back. His skin had been bad for the past few months, and beautiful girls calling him spotty was a slug in the gut.

Two hundred bucks for the dermatologist, ninety bucks for a pot of cream and my face still looks like a pizza …

Anita smiled as she ran the other way. Harry’s deputy editor was skinny and had hands buried in her Queensbridge Athletic sweatshirt to fight the early evening cold. ‘Left my poster tube in the meeting room …’

Anita was Indian-American, super smart, super blunt and had a filthy sense of humour. Harry still felt bad that he’d snapped a no when she’d nervously asked if he wanted to go to the Christmas formal with her.

Harry’s phone rang before he found anything else to fuel his regret. It was the name he wanted to see and he trembled as he heard a familiar recorded message.

‘This is a collect call from White Boulder Juvenile Correction facility. If you wish to accept payment for this call, press one, followed by the star on your keypad.’

‘Charlie,’ Harry said after a mechanical clunk that he’d always assumed was something to do with prisoner calls being recorded. ‘How’d your hearing go?’

Charlie sounded like the whole world had landed on her head. ‘Life sucks,’ she groaned. ‘The two guys on the early release panel were fine. But it was the same woman as last time. Said she wasn’t comfortable. Because making alcohol showed I was still interested in chemistry, which showed I hadn’t learned my lesson. Plus, the fight I got in last week didn’t help.’

Harry shook his head. ‘Seriously? You already did an extra two months for making that batch of hooch. And the fight wasn’t your fault. Wasn’t the whole thing on CCTV?’

‘It has to be a unanimous decision to release me,’ Charlie said.

‘I’m so sorry,’ Harry said, staring at a darkening sky and the light haze from the Vegas strip, four miles away. ‘I wanted you to be out for Christmas …’

‘Actually,’ Charlie said, suddenly much brighter. ‘I just made all that up.’

‘Eh?’

‘Everything went fine. They’re releasing me to an Independent Living Facility in North Vegas on Friday!’

‘Holy crap!’ Harry gasped, punching the air with his free hand. ‘Really?’

‘I had you,’ Charlie laughed.

‘You’re mean!’ Harry said. ‘You’re really coming out?’

‘Cross my heart and hope to die,’ Charlie said. ‘I had to sit through this big lecture about following the rules at Independent Living and how they could send me back for the rest of my sentence if I screw up once.’