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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

O’Banyon stripped cellophane off a vending-machine sandwich and bit bread stained with mustard. ‘You’ll have to excuse me. Crazy shift, I’m famished.’

‘Shouldn’t I have a lawyer?’

‘You don’t have to say anything,’ O’Banyon explained. ‘Obviously, anything you choose to say in this room is being recorded and may be used as evidence.’

She licked mustard off fingertips, then pointed to a camera, up on the ceiling inside a heavy Plexiglas dome.

‘What’s your full name?’ O’Banyon began.

‘Charlie Luanne Croker.’

O’Banyon scratched something on a pad. ‘And you’re thirteen years old?’

Charlie reckoned O’Banyon was trying to ease her into talking by asking questions she had no reason not to answer. Charlie sat upright and tried to sound strong.

‘First off, I’ve already spoken to a lawyer and he told me to say nothing unless he’s present. Second, I’d like to report that the officer who arrested me kneed me in the face when I was already pinned with my arms behind my back.’

The cop chewed slow as she considered her response.

‘That’s a serious accusation,’ O’Banyon said finally. ‘It’s not my department, but I’ll pass that along and someone from internal affairs will speak to you as soon as they can. But let’s focus on the big picture here.’

O’Banyon dragged her chair forward, and locked fingers on the desktop. The cop’s orange nail varnish was the same shade as her stubbly hair, and Charlie thought it seemed fake: putting so much effort into a look that was supposed to show that you didn’t care.

‘Think of your situation like a ticking clock,’ O’Banyon said. ‘You’re in deep. You’re facing serious charges. But if you’re honest and you co-operate with us now, the sentence you end up with could be minimal.

‘And I’m not talking about a few months’ difference, Charlie. Play ball and the state attorney might let you plead down to a charge like assault with a deadly weapon and you’ll get two to five in juvenile detention.

‘But you try to be clever, the state attorney will get the bit between her teeth. Thirteen-year-olds can be tried as adults for murder or attempted murder in this state. That’s fifteen years in an adult prison, before you get a sniff at early release.’

Charlie folded her arms. I’m Buddha. Don’t react. Don’t make eye contact with this phoney punk.

‘Look,’ O’Banyon said, making a theatrical sigh as she leaned in, then lowering her voice for added drama. ‘You did something bad, but people will have a lot of sympathy. We all had crazy teenage crushes. When I was twelve, I fell in love with Todd Pendragon. Are you old enough to remember him?’

Charlie tutted and shook her head.