Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Kirsten nodded. ‘Clark Corporation has a licence to use my name for another twenty years. But Kent Clark’s wife has run the casinos since he died. She doesn’t want me involved, but I still get paid licensing fees, and I’m so done with TV appearances and recipe books.’

‘The fancy opening of the new drop-in centre is tomorrow, with the press and my foster parents, and the mayor and all of our big donors,’ Charlie said. ‘But we’ll be passing by shortly if you’d like a tour. Or not, if you want to go back to my house and relax.’

‘Tour please,’ Kirsten cried, laughing. ‘I’ve been stuck in a quarantine room for a week. I could sprint up Red Rock mountain with the energy I need to burn.’

Kirsten felt strange as she stared out of the car at barren strip malls, an unfinished football stadium and the weathered hulks of dead gambling resorts along The Strip.

‘Ed and I used to own that one,’ Charlie noted, pointing at the grubby towers of Janssen Riverboat.

‘You sold your shares in Janssen Corp?’ Kirsten asked.

Charlie nodded. ‘I invested money in my coffee-shop business. Ed has enough to pay for his medical expenses and any future needs. But we transferred most of the Janssen money into a charitable trust that runs mental-health drop-in centres.’

‘I loathed Vegas when I first came here with Harry,’ Kirsten admitted. ‘But I made some good friends and it’s sad seeing it so run down.’

As Kirsten said this, baby Harry sneezed.

‘Hey, buddy,’ Charlie said, and she grabbed a bottle of milk out of her bag. Then to Kirsten, ‘He’ll want feeding in a bit, but this formula is cold.’

Charlie picked Harry out of his car seat as the BMW rolled into a parking lot, its freshly painted markings spoiled by muddy tracks from construction traffic.

The land had once housed Janssen’s Cowboy Club, a small casino favoured by bikers that was grotty even by Janssen standards. The Club’s replacement was a clinically white three-storey building with a sign over the door that read Harry Smirnov Center – 24-hour Drop-in.

Charlie gently rocked baby Harry as she led Kirsten through its automatic doors.

‘This is our eighth centre in Vegas,’ Charlie said, pulling a hood over Harry’s eyes as she stepped into a quarantine box. ‘This centre is our biggest yet. There will be therapists and doctors on hand all day. So many people’s lives have been destroyed these past few years. A lot of the time, clients just want someone to talk to. Then we have counselling sessions for reversed zombies. There will also be addiction and eating-disorder clinics, and stress-relief activities, like meditation and yoga.