Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘Food wasn’t great, but the room was perfectly pleasant,’ Kirsten said. ‘To think we used to complain when we had to queue for an hour at customs. Now it’s seven days’ quarantine, and another five when I land back in the UK.’

A stocky man in a dark suit opened the BMW’s rear doors before placing Kirsten’s luggage in the trunk.

‘This is my good friend and driver, Rex,’ Charlie explained, walking to the far side of the car as Kirsten slid into the plush leather interior and peered into a crib. ‘And the little guy in the middle is your great nephew, Harry.’

‘He’s so tiny,’ Kirsten cooed, taking a big sniff of baby smell. ‘How old is he now?’

‘Four months,’ Charlie said. ‘But he came out a few weeks early, so he’s extra small.’

‘Is he a clone of Harry?’ Kirsten asked.

Charlie shook her head. ‘Clones still have horrible health issues. The embryo was seventy per cent Harry’s DNA, thirty mine, plus seventeen mods. I only wanted him to have mods that would enhance his immune system, but the clinic persuaded me that you have to give a boy athletic and intelligence mods these days, or they’ll have a miserable time at school with kids that do.’

‘Did you carry him?’

Charlie shook her head. ‘I’ve been super busy, with college, coffee shops and the drop-in centres. I had to use a surrogate.’

‘And how old are the other two now?’ Kirsten asked.

‘Patrick’s ten next month,’ Charlie said as the BMW drove itself on to an airport access road. ‘He picked up a muscle-wasting disease from a tick bite last year. He’s fine now, but he missed eight months of school. I’ve had to get him a tutor to catch up, which isn’t the most popular decision I’ve ever made …

‘Ed’s twenty-two and doing great. He’s on a new medication for brain-injury patients. It has helped with his anxiety, and he hasn’t fitted in more than a year. He met a girl online and he still lives with me, but he has a self-contained apartment, and he drives to and from college and cooks most of his own meals.’

‘I look forward to meeting them both,’ Kirsten said.

‘How’s life across the pond?’ Charlie asked.

‘London was where Killer-T started, so it’s grim,’ Kirsten said. ‘The rest of the UK isn’t so bad. My father, Harry’s grandfather, passed last year. I’ve got a little restaurant in Devon. Only twenty-two seats. Lots of fish and locally grown produce. I enjoy the challenge of not being able to phone a supplier and get an ingredient flown from anywhere in the world.’

‘Didn’t Channing’s reopen at the Algarve?’ Charlie asked.