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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Once Charlie had surrendered, he’d sprinted back to the CVS, then jogged a mile and a bit down South Rainbow, until he came to a little outdoor mall. It had the usual suspects: Starbucks, Burger King, Kurt’s Sporting Goods and Dollar Dominator. He’d been here twice with his aunt and knew he’d find men’s toilets by the kids’ play area.

Stupid American toilets, Harry thought, seeing a row of aluminium partitions that started ten inches from the floor and stopped below head height. But nobody’s in here and it’s pretty clean …

He bolted a stall at the far end, went down on one dirty knee and opened his backpack. The Nikon was Harry’s most prized possession, but he’d shoved it in the bag without the lens cap, and it felt horrible seeing it covered in dust, fingerprints and blood from his grazed hands.

But camera cleaning came way down the list. He unrolled Charlie’s jogging top, brushing his hand on the gun as he pulled out the plastic-wrapped brick. It had an oily, metallic smell, even though Charlie had sealed it in a heavy-gauge rubble sack wound with several yards of duct tape. Harry tried getting inside with his nail, but he only got a couple of tiny strips off before realising it would take forever.

He needed something sharp. His first thought was a key. He’d carried several back in London, but out here the Sinatra’s apartments opened with a plastic fob, he had no bicycle to lock and Rock Spring High lockers had combination dials.

Luckily, Harry had left home in a rush. He’d pulled all the schoolbooks out of his pack, but a bunch of pens and his geometry set still rattled at the bottom. The compass point speared the plastic, releasing a burst of the heavy oil smell. He stabbed and gouged until the explosive brick was fully exposed.

The outer layer had dried to a bluish-green crust, with dozens of dead bugs stuck to it. But when Harry dug in – using his protractor as a scoop – the inside was gooey, like the little French cheeses his aunt liked.

He let a chunk plop into the toilet and flushed, not relishing the idea of having to fish it out if it didn’t go down. But it went down fine and he flushed two more lumps, before realising that the swirling water had drowned out the sound of his phone ringing.

‘You’re having a great day, young fella!’ Ellie Gold said cheerfully as soon as he picked up.

‘Am I?’ Harry said, unconvinced, as he kneeled in front of the toilet, looking at a slab of explosive that could level a house.

‘Do you want the good news or the great news?’

‘Whichever,’ Harry said, straining not to be rude, but desperate to flush the explosive and get out of the restroom.