Back Killer T Save as PDF
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Charlie felt lonely, and remembered how she liked the warm, detached feeling of being drunk. She wanted another drink, but she had no booze back at the motel and she couldn’t buy any in Farm Fresh because she was under twenty-one.

‘Janssen Riverboat,’ Charlie told her driver.

Patrick looked curious as she helped fasten his seatbelt. ‘Aren’t we going home?’

‘I thought we’d take a stroll. You can get an ice cream if you like.’

Every Vegas high-schooler and college undergrad knew Janssen casinos were lax about checking IDs, but there was a small Janssen-owned casino a few blocks from the motel if alcohol had been all Charlie was interested in.

I’ll check out Karl’s Watches. It might not even be there any more. Have a couple of drinks and get Patrick an ice cream. Maybe buy a bottle of rum if the casino has a liquor store. It’s Christmas after all … Though Ed’s been on his own all day, so I can’t hang around for too long.

Janssen Riverboat was a 1970s-built casino at the south end of The Strip. While the sixty-storey mega-resorts around it had crashed when the tourists stopped coming, the Riverboat’s cheap rooms and nicotine-stained walls kept pulling in underage drinkers and hardcore gamblers.

Dean Martin Christmas tunes played in the Riverboat’s lobby as Patrick squeezed Charlie’s hand.

‘This place smells funny,’ he complained. ‘My daddy lost all our money in a casino.’

‘I don’t gamble,’ Charlie reassured him.

There was no ID check as Charlie bought an overpriced bottle of rum in the hotel shop, and found a near-deserted pancake place. Patrick merrily scoffed a chocolate-and-banana float, while Charlie went for a deal offering a beer and a double shot of whisky.

‘Can we go home now?’ Patrick asked tiredly. ‘I want to be up early for my presents.’

Charlie laughed. ‘I think you’ll manage to wake up tomorrow.’

‘Mikey hit me and locked me in his car last Christmas,’ Patrick said.

‘That’s horrible,’ Charlie said, tears welling as she left two and a half thousand on the table and grabbed the rum. ‘One more stop, then home.’

The outdoor market in front of Janssen Riverboat was all enclosed stalls, selling fast food, fake designer clothing and tacky Christmas gear. The crowd ranged from messed-up-looking zombies, a lot of drunk kids, and tourists, many of whom snapped pictures of the dusting of snow on the shuttered Cascada resort across The Strip.

Charlie approached Kurt’s Watches with a slight wobble as Patrick moaned that he couldn’t walk any further. The covered stall’s glass counter contained a few dozen cheap plastic watches, and solar-powered bobble heads of President Timberlake and a bunch of celebrities.