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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘I ain’t getting rich, but we’re not sinking either,’ Charlie said as Patrick climbed on one of the benches.

‘Get down – don’t be stupid,’ Charlie rebuked. ‘That plastic is slippery.’

‘Another property guy called by the store,’ Gwen said, pulling a business card out of her apron. ‘Looked like another one trying to let an empty store, so he gave me this card and said you should call him.’

‘He’s a lawyer not a realtor,’ Charlie noted as she read the card Gwen handed her. ‘Shane O’Donnell, Senior Law Partner.’

‘Should I have sent him up?’ Gwen asked.

‘No … God, no,’ Charlie said. ‘You did good. Those property people are a nightmare. And you’ve been slaving since seven-thirty, so if you want to head off now I’ll lock up.’

Gwen looked over her shoulder towards a Farm Fresh grocery mart. ‘I wouldn’t mind. I couldn’t get potatoes anywhere yesterday, but Naomi said they had stacks when she was on her lunch break.’

‘All right, mister, inside,’ Charlie told Patrick firmly. ‘It’s freezing.’

There was a sinister zombie-type guy walking between some parked cars and Charlie shut the back doors sharply once they were inside. The floor in the shop was just-mopped, the drive-thru window had closed and the last customer was using the toilet before leaving.

Charlie picked a sandwich wrapper and someone’s abandoned news magazine off a table. It was a New Year preview issue. The front-page headline was When’s the Next One? and the sub-heading Have the trillions spent given us long-term protection from synthetic diseases, or is the next pandemic around the corner?

‘I sent Gwen off early,’ Charlie told Naomi, and the other remaining staff member, a modded high-schooler called Devon. ‘I’m gonna start locking up.’

Naomi’s fiancé was waiting to pick her up, and Charlie envied the couple as they pulled down their virus masks for a kiss. A few people had mentioned the wandering zombie, so Devon was a gentleman, helping Charlie pull down the shutters and walking her across the street with Patrick to the taxi pick-up outside Farm Fresh.

‘That mulled wine goes to your head,’ Charlie smiled. ‘I’m swaying.’

Devon cracked a deep laugh. ‘It does for sure.’

Charlie met his glance. She was grieving too much to want a boyfriend, but Devon was hot in the way that modded guys generally were. He was only seventeen and she wondered if sex would jolt her brain out of missing Harry and hating her life. Even if it was only for half an hour.

Charlie might have made a move, but Patrick was swinging off her arm. There was no taxi on the rank, but an elderly man was hopping out of one and Charlie moved faster than a woman with six Farm Fresh bags.