Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

The carpet squelched as Charlie scooped a rigid Patrick off the floor behind the leather couch.

‘Little guy,’ she said softly. ‘I’m sorry.’

‘Someone’s coming, hurry up!’ Ed shouted.

Fawn’s Nikes were way too big and Charlie almost turned her ankle as she walked over shattered barware and blackened books. Ed stood in the elevator door and Charlie’s wet sole skidded as she sprinted in, starting to do the splits.

There were footsteps getting close. Ed frantically pressed the door-close button and someone shouted, ‘Hey!’ as they started down. The fifty-floor ride took a thousand hours as Charlie imagined the power getting cut.

‘My ears won’t stop ringing,’ Ed shouted, the floors blipping past.

37, 36, 34, 32, 28 …

‘It’ll get better,’ Charlie said as Patrick gripped her tight. ‘Try to stay calm, Ed. You were the hero. You saved all our lives.’

Charlie kept the Tec-9 poised as the elevator reached casino level. When the doors opened, there was no phalanx of guards ready to shoot them down, just acres of dead casino and green emergency lighting.

‘How do we get out of here?’ Charlie asked, mostly to herself.

A few steps out of the elevator lobby were arrows pointing towards The Strip. Charlie was struggling with her bloodied feet, so Ed gave Patrick a piggyback, and they jogged past rows of unplugged slot machines.

After a couple of hundred yards, Charlie led the way over a fallen banner advertising UrbanScape’s Grand Finale, All Retail 50% off. An alarm sounded as she pushed the bar on an emergency door, stepping out into a bright Vegas morning.

The wind was still strong and it caught Charlie’s sodden T-shirt, making her shiver. UrbanScape’s cobbled frontage had once been a mix of water spouts, cafés and trendy bars. But everything was shuttered now and there were several dozen homeless people in tents and shelters. GENUINE HOMELESS HERE. NO ZOMBIES, was spray-painted on UrbanScape’s pearl-coloured glass.

The locals weren’t sure what the girl dripping bloody water and holding a machine gun was doing, but they were understandably wary and someone shouted, ‘Get out of here, freaks.’

‘Come on, keep calm,’ Charlie told Ed, spotting a glazed expression that sometimes signalled an imminent fit.

‘We’re just passing through,’ Charlie told the onlookers loudly, stretching her T-shirt down over her ass as the wind rattled litter and made cardboard shelters wobble.

I’ve got no virus mask, no money, no phone and you can see my nipples through this shirt, Charlie thought. No taxi will take us anywhere in this state and my feet are agony.

I should have grabbed Man Bun’s wallet, but I’m not going back for it. The only place I can go is my office at the coffee shop. I don’t have my key, but Gwen should be unlocking about now. But it’s four miles away and we need to get off the street because Fawn owns the cops.