Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Charlie was trembling and on the edge of tears, holding Patrick tight as she marched barefoot through a strip of restaurants. Most of UrbanScape’s eateries had never opened and the big photo of Harry’s aunt and hoardings for Kirsten Channing at UrbanScape coming soon! pushed Charlie into open sobs.

Patrick patted her arm, while the superhero dug her in the back.

‘Quit your snivelling and move, or I’ll give you something worth crying about.’

They reached a grand elevator lobby, unlit, its huge curved-glass aquarium filled with a couple of inches of dark green sludge. All but one elevator had a not-in-service sign and Man Bun made an elaborate sweep with his arm.

‘Ladies first,’ he crooned.

Charlie had never felt such pure hatred for anyone as the marbled elevator accelerated towards the fiftieth floor. Her shoulder hurt where she’d been yanked out of the Jeep and Patrick whined as she put him down.

‘You got cow shit on them big boots?’ Man Bun asked, eying the superhero filling half the elevator. ‘You’d better not trail that on Fawn Janssen’s carpet …’

Charlie shuddered. She knew Man Bun worked for the Janssens and that Fawn was now the boss. But, somehow, her brain hadn’t processed this truth until she heard her sister’s name.

The superhero stayed behind, unlacing her size-fourteen boots, and Man Bun led Charlie, Patrick and Ed down a brightly lit hallway, with carpet so thick it almost gobbled their feet. Two guards with slate-grey suits and Tec-9 compact machine guns stood either side of triple-height black doors.

Man Bun got told to wait outside as one suit opened the door and let Charlie, Ed and Patrick in.

Ed gawped when he entered a lair worthy of a James Bond villain.

The office was on UrbanScape’s top floor, with glass curving around three sides and a view along the switched-off signs and unwashed windows of The Strip’s shuttered mega-resorts. Inside were several black leather sofas, a large art-deco-style bar and ten feet of mahogany desk. The only items on the desk were a telephone, one of JJ’s football helmets and a large model of the Janssen corporate jet.

‘The boys must sit on the sofa,’ a short but well-muscled butler told the suited guard. ‘The girl is to kneel in front of the desk facing forwards with her hands on her head. If she makes the slightest movement, give her a zap with your tasers. Miss Janssen is eating breakfast in her suite and will be here shortly.’

• • •

Fawn made them wait an hour.

‘Long time no see,’ Charlie’s big sister said as she strode into the office, wearing yoga pants and Nikes, twirling a three-foot cattle prod like a cheerleader’s baton.

Fawn was tall and dark, while Charlie was average height and blonde. But there were striking similarities in the sisters’ large blue eyes and broad shoulders.