Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Charlie pulled to the side of the track as an ambulance came the other way. There were four cop cars and a pair of police drones in the sky.

Have they busted my lab? But it’s Nye County cars, not FBI or GMEA. Who was in the ambulance? Should I turn and run? But I won’t get far and it’s been on the news that there’s a big gang of zombies robbing … Oh shit. I bet that’s what it is.

A police SUV blocked the gate, so Charlie pulled off track and saw Harry and a police officer come striding down to meet her.

Charlie recognised Officer Martinez. He’d gone to school with Rosie and Vern’s kids and she’d met him at their Christmas party. He was the local patrol officer, though out here local meant eight thousand square miles of desert.

‘What happened?’ Charlie asked. ‘Who was in that ambulance?’

‘Zombie attack,’ Harry said. ‘We held ’em off at the gate, mostly thanks to Rosie’s sniper skills. Ed’s badly shaken. Vern started having chest pains after it happened. He wanted to go check on his cows, but the medic insisted on taking him to hospital to run tests.’

‘We’ve seen this in a couple of places recently,’ Martinez explained. ‘Packs of thirty or forty zombies. They’re well armed and coerced by superheroes.’

‘Christ,’ Charlie said tearfully. She moved closer to Harry and gave him a hug.

‘The zombies attacked the Sanchez place up the hill at the same time,’ Harry said as he engulfed her. ‘Nobody was home, but their truck was stolen and the place is trashed.’

‘We’ve got drones up looking for them,’ Martinez said. ‘We’re doing all we can, but it’s a big old desert and this rocky terrain makes it easy to hide.’

‘The cops will stay here overnight, but they don’t have the manpower to guard us after that,’ Harry told Charlie. ‘I’ve already spoken with the neighbours. Officer Martinez says he knows a reliable security company. They put up guard drones and patrol the area twenty-four/seven. It won’t be cheap, but the cost will be split five ways and I don’t think we have much choice …’

‘At least until this gang is caught,’ Martinez added.

• • •

Ed grew more childlike when something spooked him. While Rosie helped Harry make dinner, Charlie sat on the living room sofa with Ed’s head in her lap, gently stroking his hair.

The phone company wouldn’t repair the landline and internet until morning, but a young cop guarding the gate relayed a radio message, saying that Vern showed signs of a minor heart attack and would be kept in hospital overnight.