Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘Me and the Sethster set up a lab for Juno to work in,’ Mikey explained. ‘Seth borrowed money from some Janssen associates to buy new lab equipment. Then he lost a bunch gambling and when you don’t pay the Janssens back …’

Juno looked upset as Mikey made a throat-cutting gesture.

‘You know Fawn’s nothing to do with me,’ Charlie said, ‘but I’d heard the Janssens muscled in on modding labs when z-mods killed most of the narcotics trade.’

Juno sucked air between her teeth before telling the story. ‘In olden days, you paid a lab for a z-mod. Zombie staggered around for a year or two, until they picked up an infection or something. They’d die blissfully happy, barely aware they’re covered in tumours and caked in their own shit.

‘Now the cops send zombies to a reversal clinic to set their DNA back to normal. But there’s no psychiatric care. Going back to normal emotions feels like hell once you’ve lived high. They get depressed, steal a bunch of money and use it to buy the latest z-mod. The government reversing zombie mods just generates repeat business for the modders.

‘And the Janssens own the cops in this town, like they’ve always done. So, if you wanna run a lab in Vegas, you pay tax to the Janssens. Else cops be tearing down your lab.’

‘Fawn runs everything now,’ Mikey added. ‘Old man Jay is dead, along with JJ and his older brother.’

‘Life expectancy plummets if you rub Fawn Janssen the wrong way,’ Juno noted. ‘Your sis is queen of the Vegas underworld.’

‘I’d heard she’d been busy,’ Charlie said warily. ‘It’s why I live out of town. I use precautions when I travel and nobody knows my real address. It’s also why I don’t appreciate people following me.’

‘Why your sister got no love for you?’ Mikey interrupted.

‘I offended Fawn by being born, and it’s been downhill ever since,’ Charlie sighed. ‘I guess some people are just born bad.’

‘Bad to the bone,’ Juno agreed. ‘Sadistic.’

Talk of Fawn reminded Charlie of a childhood she preferred to forget. She changed the subject.

‘So, how’d you find me?’

‘Cole spotted you,’ Juno said.

‘Cole who?’ Charlie asked.

‘He was at OIL with us, but I mostly got to know him after you left,’ Juno explained. ‘Told me you were reopening a coffee shop under some fake name. Cole helped his uncle do painting and electrical work for you.’

‘What was your plan?’ Charlie asked. ‘Kidnap me? Follow me home and rob me?’

‘We’re reasonable people,’ Mikey said unconvincingly. ‘You and Juno were tight for a long time. Patrick is your godson and we need help.’

‘So why the cloak and dagger? Why not just come by and say, Hey, Charlie, long time no see.’