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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘It’s not hard,’ Rosie said. ‘Millions of cars with old battery packs get scrapped. The batteries are too weak to put in another car, but they still make low-drain backup batteries for solar-power systems. The scrapyards have to pay to dispose of the batteries, so they let me grab as many as I want.’

‘We got lucky having you and Vern as neighbours,’ Harry said brightly. ‘I could barely change a light bulb when we first moved out of the city. You’ve taught us everything.’

‘You help us too,’ Rosie pointed out. ‘Charlie takes our parcels and runs all our errands in town. You helped Vern lift the new air-conditioner on to our roof. And the people who owned that house before you were a nightmare. Growing weed and partying all hours …’

This jarred with Harry, because Vern and Rosie didn’t know about the modding lab.

‘Think I hear Vern,’ Harry said as the garage door rattled.

Vern usually took a few moments to take off his boots, but he came straight through to the kitchen looking flustered.

‘There’s two pickups racing up the hill,’ he said breathlessly.

Harry grabbed his phone to check the CCTV cameras they’d set up together.

‘Already checked. The cameras are out,’ Vern said as he picked up an old wall-mounted telephone with a long curly cord. ‘Landline’s cut too.’

Harry thought fast. There’s no phone signal out here in the mountains. The CCTV works on our shared WiFi network and Vern’s landline phone is a different system. So two different systems have stopped working, and it isn’t a power failure because the air-conditioning is humming …

‘Internet seems to be down too,’ Harry said, looking at his phone.

‘It’s gotta be zombies in them pickups,’ Rosie said, looking frightened.

‘Cutting phone lines seems too organised for zombies,’ Harry said.

‘Now that the cops reverse zombies when they’re caught, they’re selecting mods that leave them with better survival skills,’ Vern said. ‘We watched a PBS documentary about it a few weeks back.’

‘It’s called a three-fourteen-B mod,’ Rosie said as she checked her tablet to confirm there was no outgoing connection.

‘Better gear up,’ Vern said, leading a charge into the garage and unlocking a hefty gun cabinet.

As Vern, Rosie and Harry pulled on body armour and grabbed automatic rifles, Ed yelled from out front.

‘There’s two cars coming, Harry!’ he called, as he came up the porch steps and into Vern and Rosie’s kitchen. ‘And my internet stopped working.’

Harry didn’t want to spook Ed, but it was hard not to, dressed in a flak vest and holding an assault rifle.

‘Is it zombies?’ Ed asked.

‘They’ll be at the gate in under a minute,’ Rosie said as she expertly loaded a clip into her assault rifle. ‘I’ll head upstairs and cover you boys.’

‘Ed, I need you to be calm and sensible, OK?’ Harry said.