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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘Charlie handles the money,’ Harry said. He noticed that he’d dropped a small potato and picked it up to dry with the others. ‘You know what Vern’s like when he gets talking, but I won’t stay over there too long. I’ve got a bunch of updates to make on Vegas Local this afternoon. If you get hungry, there’s some of the strawberry-and-apple pie Charlie made yesterday in the refrigerator.’

‘I’ll have space food,’ Ed said.

‘Of course you will,’ Harry said, smirking. He grabbed a clean polo shirt out of a basket of unfolded laundry and pulled it over his muscular chest as he crossed the two hundred feet of dirt to Vern and Rosie’s place. Then he realised he’d forgotten the tomatoes he’d promised and doubled back.

‘Hey, Rosie!’ Harry said happily, taking off his boots before stepping through the insect screen over her back door.

It was one of those time-warp homes where people do a place up when they first move in, then leave everything to decay. The kitchen made Harry feel like he was on a sitcom set, with its yellowed Kenwood mixer and old-skool TV with a bulbous beige case and a plastic antenna on top. Rosie always watched a game show or nature channel, with the volume uncomfortably loud because she was going deaf.

‘I raised three boys,’ Rosie said, bringing a clanking jug of iced tea to the dining table. ‘A bit of stink won’t shock me.’

She fetched a plate of cheese and homemade-pickle sandwiches, then showed Harry new pictures of her seven- and nine-year-old granddaughters on her tablet.

‘The younger one looks a lot like you,’ Harry said, noticing dirt packed under his nails as he bit a sandwich.

‘Her father just got redeployed to become a flight-deck technician on the USS Gerald Ford,’ Rosie said proudly. ‘I helped design the electromagnetic catapults on that boat.’

‘Really?’ Harry said, surprised.

Harry saw Vern and Rosie as a couple of sweet seventy-somethings who pottered around on their farm, but they’d both been scientists at the Groom Lake research base a hundred miles north of Vegas – more commonly known as Area 51.

‘I’ve soldered up another lithium battery pack if you want it,’ Rosie said, holding her lower back and making a soft moan as she sat down.

‘That would be fabulous,’ Harry said. ‘Plenty of cold nights at this altitude and I like to keep the polytunnels above sixty degrees. We’ll have to find something to swap.’

‘We’re neighbours,’ Rosie said warmly. ‘I’m not keeping score.’

‘Charlie said you were going to show her how to make them.’