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  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

The penalties for running an illegal gene lab, or minor involvement in modding activity, now began with ten years’ imprisonment. Though stiff sentencing and the creation of a lavishly funded Genetic Modification Enforcement Agency had done no more to stop people altering their bodies than previous generations of cops had done to halt the supply of illegal drugs.

After stopping at a drugstore to pick up five of the latest vaccine needles, Charlie crossed a sunny parking lot towards a coffee shop.

Killer-T had wiped close to forty per cent of Nevada’s population and small businesses had been devastated by a combination of supply problems, the death of skilled staff and a lack of customers. Charlie had bought the coffee shop’s lease cheaply from the owner’s surviving grandkids.

‘Hey, boss,’ a barista named Gwen said as Charlie went through the quarantine box. Gwen was one of the lucky five per cent who’d caught Killer-T and survived. But her arms and forehead bore deep blister scars, and her scalp had several bald patches.

All shops now had drive-thru or walk-up windows, where staff fetched online orders or grabbed what you needed. Entering any store, office or indoor mall meant a couple of minutes in a quarantine box. Besides powerful UV lamps, the box sprayed disinfectant on your shoes, scanned your body for a raised temperature and read the tag from your most recent vaccine update.

There were eight customers spread over sixty seats, but the drive-thru window had a healthy queue, and Charlie was pleased to see cakes and sandwiches shelved inside the glass counter, each individually packaged with their own sterile cutlery.

There was less variety than there would have been before Killer-T, and hyperinflation meant a choc-chip muffin cost sixty dollars, but things were improving. A year ago the only edibles would have been instant noodle packs and space-food biscuits.

‘I’ve got something for you girls,’ Charlie said as the quarantine box’s acrylic doors slid open to let her in.

She reached into a bag and placed four small pints of strawberries on the countertop. ‘We grew them in the polytunnels,’ Charlie explained. ‘Well, Harry did.’

‘First strawberry I’ve seen since Killer-T,’ Gwen said as another barista backed up from the drive-thru window to admire them.

‘Anything else going on?’ Charlie asked. ‘Supplies?’

‘No major problems, for once,’ Gwen said. ‘I can’t get carbon dioxide cylinders, so drinks with whipped cream are off the menu for now. I called around the catering suppliers. Everyone’s saying four to eight weeks until they get a delivery, and when they do it’s not gonna be cheap.’

‘I appreciate the work you put in to keep this place running,’ Charlie said brightly. ‘How about those zombies hanging around?’

‘The two that kept banging the windows and harassing us when we locked up at night got picked up,’ Gwen said. ‘Put up a heck of a fight.’