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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

When he flipped the power back on, Harry was pleased to see the pump spin for around twenty seconds, cutting off when a gauge showed that the water flowing to the house had reached the correct pressure.

As he reattached the pump cover, a gust caught Harry by surprise and the grit he inhaled made him start coughing. He clutched his ribs and hacked violently, grabbing the toolbox and jogging back to the house.

Ed sat shirtless at the kitchen table as Harry rushed in.

‘Is it fixed?’ Ed asked, but Harry ignored him and leaned under the kitchen faucet to gulp water.

‘This damned cough!’ Harry rasped. He swallowed water, then hacked a big bloody glob into the sink.

‘You OK?’ Charlie asked as she stepped into the doorway wearing a robe. ‘That cough’s getting worse.’

‘All good,’ Harry denied, swallowing the taste of blood as he looked round and tried not to wince at the powerful ache in his chest.

‘Is the water back on?’ Charlie asked.

‘Should be,’ Harry said. ‘I’m gonna ask Vern to look at that pump, though. I think we might need a bigger one.’

‘I’ll go for my shower now,’ Ed said.

Charlie cracked a cheeky grin from the doorway. ‘I’m nearest,’ she announced. ‘I’m gonna use all the hot water today.’

‘Aww!’ Ed shouted, knocking his chair back and charging after his sister.

But Charlie was already halfway up the stairs. ‘I’m gonna take a looooong shower today,’ she teased, reaching the landing and opening the bathroom door. ‘You boys are gonna freeze your balls off!’

Ed slipped at the top of the stairs, then pounded the door as Charlie cracked a maniacal laugh from inside. He wore a huge smile as he came back into the kitchen.

‘Charlie’s a meanie,’ Ed said.

‘Peach-flavoured space food, coming up,’ Harry told Ed as he opened a cabinet and took out a brown bag. It had simple black printing, USDA Emergency Adult Nutrition 12lbs. Not for Resale.

Harry scooped the powder into two breakfast bowls and added half a mug of water, which made it swell into a doughy, cream-coloured porridge. Space food could be baked to make a sweet, slightly nutty bread, or mixed with a range of synthetic flavours designed to make it palatable for kids.

‘Breakfast for monsieur,’ Harry said, hamming it with a French accent as he placed the bowl and flavour sachet in front of Ed. Then in his normal voice, ‘Charlie managed to buy a bag of apples if you want one.’

Ed preferred the synthetic peach flavour and turned up his nose. ‘What are we doing today?’

Harry crunched an apple. ‘You need to go online and do some independent learning modules this morning.’

‘Can’t I go into town with Charlie?’ Ed moaned.

‘She’s seeing a patient today,’ Harry said. ‘If there are no virus alerts, we might all go bowling together on Saturday.’