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  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Ed’s emotional age was nine and he enjoyed gentle teasing if he was in a good mood.

‘Water’s hot, but there’s no pressure,’ Harry yelled to Charlie. ‘I’ll go outside and check the pump.’

Harry stepped out after grabbing a toolbox from the garage and slipping on some work boots. The modest, wooden-framed house was on high ground with a hilly four-acre plot. On a clear day, you could see Las Vegas thirty miles south, but right now all Harry got was a face full of rising sun, and a wave from Vern, his grey-bearded neighbour.

‘Want some fresh milk?’ Vern shouted.

‘Always,’ Harry said brightly as he waved back.

‘Could Charlie pick up the latest anti-virus shots for me and Rosie if she’s going into town?’

‘No problem. She’s got to get mine and Ed’s as well.’ Harry didn’t stop because Vern would talk all day if you let him. ‘I’ve got no hot water. I think it’s the pump.’

‘Let me know if you get stuck with that,’ Vern said. ‘Drop by for tea and cake, if you like.’

‘Will do,’ Harry said, now far enough away that he had to raise his voice. ‘I’ll bring some of my tomatoes over.’

DIY and yakking with the neighbours made Harry feel way older than twenty-one as he made the climb to the solar array, set on a natural slope thirty yards from the house.

He often wondered about an alternative history, where Killer-T didn’t happen and he’d gone to college in New York. But Harry was as happy as he’d ever been.

His parents had offered no stability when he was little. Kirsten had done her best, but was always busy with work and Harry rarely felt like the most important thing in her life. So, while it wasn’t easy living in the desert, he felt as if he properly belonged somewhere for the first time in his life.

He pulled his cell and switched on Bluetooth to connect to the panel’s diagnostic app. Four six-yard-long solar strips provided enough electricity for the house, two cars and a large backup battery. Their water was pumped from an underground well and directly heated by the sun for most of the year.

The energy app told Harry that all four panels were doing their job, and the water in the tubes was near boiling, though the sun had barely risen. The problem had to be the pump that sent pressurised hot water into the house.

It took a hex key to loosen the water pump’s sun-warmed metal cover. The pump worked by spinning a little turbine connected to an electric motor and Harry saw that the drive gears were clogged with sand and grit. After switching the pump off, he blasted the dust with a compressed air cylinder, dripped in some lubrication oil and rolled the gears back and forth to spread it.