Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘I just wanted to get out of there,’ Harry said, reaching out and dabbing two icy fingers on Charlie’s neck.

‘Buzz off!’ Charlie yelped, stepping back and catching her sneaker on a jutting drain cover.

Harry caught her as she stumbled. Charlie showed a wounded expression as she looked up into his eyes and pulled down her virus mask. Harry’s breath shuddered.

‘Are you gonna kiss me or not?’ Charlie asked.

Harry tore off his mask and closed in for a kiss. Gently at first, then pressing her against the car and sliding a hand down her back.

‘I never thought this would happen,’ Harry said hungrily.

Charlie enjoyed him kissing around her neck and biting gently on her earlobe, but pushed back when he started pulling her leggings down.

‘Not here, you horny goat,’ she said, pushing Harry away.

‘I want you so much.’

‘I’m not saying no,’ Charlie teased, ‘but what if your aunt looks out the window? And we should get Matt his vaccine.’

‘At least there’s no traffic,’ Harry said, burning with lust as he rushed round to the driver’s side. He kissed Charlie again, before reversing out of the spot.

She rubbed his thigh as they drove. A checkpoint officer scanned their licence plate and waved them through. Harry was so excited by the idea of seeing Charlie naked that he scraped her car roof on the underside of the rising barrier at his building.

‘It’s only paint,’ Harry said, pulling Charlie’s arm as she inspected the damage. ‘I’ll pay for the repair. Hell, I’ll buy you a new car!’

Charlie shoved Harry against the back of the elevator and wrapped her arms round his neck. They made out from the basement to the forty-third floor. Harry trembled with excitement, fumbling the lock and dropping his key as he tried to get into his apartment.

‘You are such a bad influence,’ he said, feeling Charlie’s hand between his legs as the pair stumbled into the hallway.

His mood was jarred by a shattered mug and coffee pooled across the lobby’s tiled floor. It seemed odd that Matt hadn’t cleared it up, but Charlie had his wrist and was leading him down the hallway.

‘Where’s your bed?’ she said, pulling off a sneaker and flicking it into the air.

‘Double doors at the end,’ Harry said, wishing he’d changed the sheets after his Saturday romp with Gemma.

But Charlie screamed sharply as she glanced through an archway.

Harry reached for her arm. ‘What’s wrong?’

Everything fell apart when he looked into the living room. A tea-coloured rug had a huge splat of bloody vomit. Dark red spots formed a trail to Matt. He’d tried to make it to the couch but had collapsed, grazing his head on the corner of a glass table.

‘Matt, buddy,’ Harry said, racing into the room.