Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘I’ll need you both to step out of the car, keeping your hands visible at all times.’

Charlie knew they’d see her bulging gun as she stepped out, but as Harry opened the driver’s door, the radios on the officers’ lapels burst to life.

‘All units, all units, we have a report of youths looting at the Fashion Show Mall. If anyone is in the area, proceed immediately.’

The woman snatched her radio, ‘Car four-forty-one responding. We can be on scene in three to four minutes, over.’

The male cop scowled at his partner. ‘There’s more than school books in the back of this car.’

‘Give me a break,’ the woman yelled back, then looked in at Harry, wagging a stern finger. ‘I’m gonna log an authorisation for your licence plate. You got one hour to get where you’re going. If you’re on the road after that, both your asses go to jail.’

‘Thank you, ma’am,’ Harry gasped, then spoke through gritted teeth as he put the window up. ‘That was too close.’

‘I feel so sick,’ Charlie said, clutching her belly. ‘But we’ve got an hour now. That’s easily enough to get to Kirsten’s place and drive on to yours.’

• • •

Kirsten’s boyfriend was suspicious when Harry buzzed the intercom, and Kirsten reacted furiously when they reached the door of apartment 4C. She told Harry that they were crazy to be taking risks during quarantine, before shepherding them into the hallway.

‘I don’t care if you write me out of your will and never want to see me again,’ Harry told his aunt when she finally stopped yelling. ‘Just promise you’ll use this vaccine.’

Harry hadn’t realised Kirsten’s boyfriend had a six-year-old son, which took care of his spare dose.

‘I could make dinner,’ Kirsten suggested diplomatically, once she’d calmed down. ‘I’ve heard a lot about you, Charlie.’

‘We’ve only got twenty minutes left on my travel permit,’ Harry said. ‘We want to get a dose to Matt as soon as possible.’

There were tears from the six-year-old as Charlie administered the jabs, then Kirsten gave Harry a stack of meals from her freezer and they hugged before jogging downstairs to the VW.

‘I sense your aunt isn’t my biggest fan,’ Charlie said.

Harry laughed. ‘She has this crazy idea that you’ll make me do all kinds of illegal stuff that could get me into trouble with the law.’

‘Me?’ Charlie asked, smirking. ‘I haven’t committed a major felony in over an hour.’

The car was parked in front of the apartment block.

‘These meals are freezing,’ Harry said as Charlie opened the back of her car.

‘Frozen meals are freezing,’ Charlie mocked as Harry put them inside. ‘Who’d a thought that? Kirsten offered you a cool bag …’