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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘I doubt anyone will be here,’ Charlie said, ‘but better safe than sorry. When I give the all-clear, back the car in, so we can load up the lab equipment. I just hope Mango didn’t take it home …’

‘I don’t like this,’ Harry said, grabbing Charlie’s arm as she opened the passenger door. ‘Let’s get out of here. I can pay your lawyer.’

‘I’m not your charity project,’ Charlie said firmly. ‘The equipment gives me power. I could set up my own lab, sell the equipment, or surrender it in return for a lighter sentence. It’s not too late if you want to run to your auntie’s place.’

‘Never a dull moment with you,’ Harry joked.

Harry was scared, but now realised that the combo of brains and danger was why he’d always found her so attractive.

What’s that thing they say about guys wanting a girlfriend who’s just like their mum?

Harry couldn’t take his eyes off Charlie’s ass as she strode purposefully towards the locked door of the storage unit. She buried the gun in the front of her hoodie and pulled a set of keys. After unlocking, she rolled a big door far enough to let her car in, then opened the RV and flipped the light inside.

Charlie was relieved to see the three glowing touchscreens of the new modding machines. She leaned outside to signal Harry, and as he reversed the VW to the side of the RV Charlie unplugged the machines, then grabbed strong trash bags from under the sink and started filling them with glassware and lab equipment out of the kitchen cupboards.

‘So this is a modding lab,’ Harry said, poking his head in.

He’d have loved to take photographs, but Charlie was on a mission.

‘Put the machines in the trunk of my car,’ she ordered.

As Harry made three round trips, Charlie went to the refrigerators in the back room, returning with another trash bag full of chemicals and supplies. Then she plugged the sink and unscrewed the lid on a two-gallon bottle of pure alcohol. Charlie poured two inches of the alcohol into the sink, then worked her way around the RV, splashing the flammable liquid over the dining table, dashboard and driver’s seat.

‘Why are you burning it?’ Harry asked.

‘The less physical evidence, the more the FBI’s case becomes Mango’s word against mine,’ Charlie said. ‘Plus, this RV cost Mango a hundred grand, and I’m not loving her right now.’

Harry shook his head wryly. ‘Most girls want dinner and a movie. With you it’s dispose of my homemade explosives, help me burn out a modding lab …’

Charlie laughed and flipped Harry off, before her next set of orders. ‘Drive the car out, then open the storage unit door fully, so that the oxygen doesn’t run out when this burns.’