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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Harry caught it and placed it in the back of the little VW, while Charlie straddled on to the roof. She crabbed over a few rows of roof tiles and Harry grabbed her legs as she dangled over the gutter.

‘Can you drive?’ Charlie asked, after he’d put her down. ‘I’ve only had my licence six months, so I’ve never driven after dark.’

‘I think we’re better on foot,’ Harry said. ‘With my mods I can run fast. If you tell me what you want from this storage unit, I can go get it on my own.’

Charlie shook her head. ‘It’s too heavy and I drove all the way to Care4Kids in daylight. If we avoid main roads, things are fine.’

‘They might be better organised now,’ Harry suggested. ‘And, no offence, but your car wouldn’t outrun a shopping cart.’

Charlie tutted. ‘I’m not forcing you to help me, Harry. You can take the vaccines to Kirsten. I’ll grab what I need from the storage unit and we’ll meet at your building later.’

Harry shook his head. ‘I think we should stick together. So let’s drive.’

‘I don’t want a scene with my foster parents,’ Charlie said, glancing towards the house. ‘We need to shift before they see I’m gone.’

Charlie looked back mournfully as her titchy Volkswagen rolled down the drive and on to the street.

‘What’s in this storage unit?’ Harry asked, ignoring a red light at a junction that would normally be clogged with cars.

‘Modding equipment,’ Charlie explained. ‘I trusted Mango with all my financial arrangements. I’ve got two grand in emergency cash, but the attorney said the Feds will seize every cent they can lay their hands on. Chances are, Mango has already given them my account details. So I’ll be broke when I need money for a lawyer.’

‘Don’t they need to prove you’re a criminal before they freeze your assets?’ Harry asked.

Charlie shook her head. ‘The attorney said the Feds can freeze any assets they believe are the proceeds of criminal activity. The onus is then on me to show a judge how I earned the money legally. Which, seeing as I’m a seventeen-year-old schoolgirl with no legitimate income, means I can wave my savings goodbye.’

‘That blows,’ Harry noted.

‘Turn at the next left. I need the third storage unit, but stop by the main entrance so I can make sure nobody’s around.’

As Harry pulled to the kerb, Charlie reached into the rear seats, unzipped her backpack and pulled out an automatic pistol.

‘Where’d you get that?’ Harry gasped as Charlie opened the clip to check that the gun was loaded, then clicked off the safety.

‘My foster dad’s dresser.’

‘I thought this was an empty storage unit.’