Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘Holy shit!’ Harry said. ‘I knew you were smart, but that’s insane.’

‘Yay,’ Charlie chirped. ‘I’ll be the smartest kid in the whole damned jail.’

‘You should call a lawyer now,’ Harry said. ‘It could make a huge difference to your chances.’

‘I guess,’ Charlie said.

‘I’ve missed talking to you, Charlie.’

‘Same here,’ Charlie agreed. ‘If we don’t die horrifically from a virus that liquefies our internal organs and makes us drown slowly in our own blood, and I’m not in federal prison, we should totally do coffee.’

‘Sounds like a plan,’ Harry laughed.

‘I need to call Mango and let her know what’s going down,’ Charlie said. ‘But I’d like to thank you properly for tipping us off. I’ve got twenty-five doses of Killer-T vaccine, but no idea how to get one to you in Summerlin.’

‘I don’t live with Kirsten any more. I’ve got my own place in a high rise on Sammy Davis Junior.’

‘North strip?’ Charlie asked brightly. ‘I’m at my foster parents’ on Rancho Circle, maybe a mile and a half away. I drove north to give Ed his vaccine earlier. I stuck to back streets and I didn’t get stopped.’

Harry didn’t seem sure. ‘The fifteen is closed and I can count three … actually four checkpoints from right here on my balcony. But I might be able to run to you, after dark.’

‘I don’t want to put my foster family at any more risk than I have already,’ Charlie said. ‘They’ve all had jabs, but immunity will take a while to build up, and the Brits estimate the vaccine is only ninety-five per cent effective. So here’s what I’ll do:

‘I’m messaging you my address right now. But you’ll need to go down the alley between two wooden fences a couple of doors down. At the end of the alley there’s a scrap of land where the local kids ride bikes and hang. I’ll hide the doses there and message you a photo of the exact position.’

‘OK,’ Harry said, a touch wary.

‘And this way you can still get hold of the vaccine if the Feds come knocking. How many shots do you want?’

‘Me obviously,’ Harry said. ‘My housemate, Matt. Kirsten didn’t like the idea of being alone at her big house in Summerlin, so she’s with her toy boy. It’s a fair distance, but if I can run to Rancho Circle in the dark I can probably get to them too. Is four doses too much?’

‘I’ll give you five in case you think of someone else,’ Charlie said. ‘Ed and my foster family have had their shots; my best friend and my godson have their own supply. I’d hand the spares out to my neighbours, but I had a nightmare convincing Navid and Jan that I wasn’t trying to poison them.’