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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Harry had peed over his feet, but the shock boosted his energy. He checked all over his body, making sure there were no wasps, then jogged to the elevator, only to find it shut down, with the car open and a woman inside polishing the glass.

‘Service elevator, at back,’ a cleaner said, aiming her pointing finger behind the main bar.

‘Gracias,’ Harry mumbled.

The service elevator had scuffed plastic walls and a whiff of burnt rubber. Harry rode it down twenty-three floors, expecting to emerge inside the casino, or the taxi lobby where he’d been dropped off the night before.

But he exited into a deserted underground loading area with a strong smell of trash. He pressed the button to try riding up, but a red light flashed, indicating that he needed to swipe an employee card in the control panel.

Harry cursed, then walked around trying to find someone who could tell him the way out or swipe the elevator so he could get up to casino level. But the hot basement was dead and his only option was to follow a narrow vehicle ramp towards chinks of sunlight.

The heat was oppressive and the stench churned Harry’s weakened stomach. After a couple of hundred yards he was out in warm morning air and able to draw a full breath. He glanced around and realised he’d reached street level, with a bunch of tacky Fremont Street casinos visible at the end of the access road. Fremont was pedestrianised, but Harry knew there were taxi ranks in the side streets.

Since it was too early for traffic, he reckoned he’d be home inside twenty minutes.

‘Can you spare a few dollars, bud?’ a young male zombie said, as he stepped out of an alcove into Harry’s path.

There were two girls as well. Neither were much older than Harry, but their top halves were filthy and their legs caked in dried excrement. One hadn’t taken well to her mod, with a tumour the size of a tennis ball closing her right eye.

Permanent diarrhoea was a sure sign of a one-zero-six zombie mod. While their bodies went to hell, their brains had been tuned to a state of bliss that the few people who’d had a one-zero-six reversed described as like having the greatest moment of your life stretched out forever.

One-zero-sixes weren’t capable of work, or any other task that required concentration, but they retained enough of a survival instinct to stick together, either stealing or begging for food.

‘Heavy night,’ Harry said, holding his breath as he stepped off the sidewalk to dodge the zombie. ‘I’ve got no coins.’

If he hadn’t been so hungover, Harry would have seen the leg that tripped him up. And, even if he hadn’t, he would have stumbled instead of sprawling and almost cracking his skull on the kerb.