Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘Yeah, you’re a saint,’ JJ taunted, grabbing Fawn and pushing her out through the cabana’s flaps. ‘If you don’t like it, divorce me. But you signed a pre-nup, so you won’t get one damned cent.’

‘Won’t I?’ Fawn teased, wagging a finger. ‘You think I’ll go down without a fight?’

JJ was six-five, but Fawn’s four-inch heels made her a match as they stared off.

‘You were born trailer trash and you’ll die trailer trash,’ JJ taunted.

Fawn swung, drawing blood as she scraped purple nails across JJ’s cheek. ‘You’ll see what I’m capable of,’ Fawn threatened. ‘You wait and see.’

‘All you do is make my life miserable,’ JJ shouted.

Fawn tried to claw again, but JJ saw it coming. He snatched his wife’s wrist and bent back her fingers.

‘You like that?’ JJ shouted, making Fawn whimper. ‘Show me up some more – I’ll break ’em.’

JJ released his wife’s hand and shoved her hard. Fawn’s heels weren’t designed for wet tiles and she skidded on her front foot, grabbing the bar to save herself. She almost did the splits, but carried enough momentum to spin and crack her head against the wall-mounted TV.

JJ’s crew erupted in cheers and applause as the screen cracked and Fawn slumped to the floor.

‘Quit filming,’ one of JJ’s pals demanded, stepping in to block Harry’s shot. ‘Gimme that camera.’

Harry had spent so much of his life as a skinny dude that his instinct was to back off. But though the guy had a couple of inches on Harry, he was flabby, while Harry was all muscle.

‘Or what?’ Harry said, shooting the guy daggers. ‘Touch my phone and I’ll rip your head off.’

‘Press assholes,’ the guy spat. ‘I know who you are, big shot.’

Harry was worried JJ’s pals would turn on him, but they were more concerned about getting JJ away from his semi-conscious wife in case the cops showed.

As JJ and his crew grabbed their stuff and rushed the elevator, a giant bouncer hefted Fawn over his shoulder. He was tailed by a much smaller guy, who spoke into a radio, asking someone to make sure a casino limo was on standby to take her to hospital.

Harry wasn’t the only person who’d filmed the incident, though he’d had the closest view. He considered uploading straight to Vegas Local, but the two Queensbridge girls were under eighteen, which meant he had to blur them in post-production, or risk getting sued by their undoubtedly wealthy parents.

Harry decided it was safest to edit the video when he had a clear head, even if it meant someone else got the story online first. The TV breaking had tripped a fuse, wiping out the lights in Harry’s cabana and the nearest set of loudspeakers.