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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘So that monster was a kid?’ Harry gasped.

‘Thirteen or fourteen. There are genetic templates in the decrypted files, which suggest they’re experimenting with gorilla DNA. Apparently, gorillas are nine times stronger than men, and their genetic make-up is near identical.’

‘Where does all this craziness end?’ Harry said, mostly to himself.

‘Too much scary shit going down,’ Matt agreed. ‘Did you hear from your relatives in London?’

‘I Skyped with my granddad in Devon. He says everything is locked down. Everyone is supposed to stay at home apart from key workers like cops and medics. He was all stiff-upper-lip don’t worry, Harry, we’ll all be fine, but you could tell he was scared. And my nan came on and kept saying how much she loved me and that it was the first time she’d ever been glad me and Kirsten are so far away.’

‘And your dad? Isn’t he in London?’

‘I’ve tried, but his phone’s dead and he didn’t answer my messages.’

‘Bummer,’ Matt said.

Harry shrugged. ‘If I couldn’t get through to my grandparents and cousins I’d worry. But my dad’s shady. He goes off radar for months even when things are normal.’

Gemma stepped naked from the bathroom and yelped when she saw Matt.

‘Jesus!’ she squealed, hopping back into the bathroom and slamming the door. ‘You could have warned me, Harry.’

Harry laughed as he grabbed a T-shirt, pulling it over his head and following Matt across the hallway to his bedroom.

He’d bought the swanky apartment with money he’d made selling some of his five per cent stake in Elliegold Media to Kent Clark. After a few battles, Matt’s parents reluctantly agreed to let the besties live together for their last year of high school.

‘Is your girl Lana coming to Axl’s party tonight?’ Harry asked Matt.

‘I got sooo lucky,’ Matt said cheerfully. ‘Lana apologised to me, because she’s got this girls’-night-out thing. I was all, like, oh, that’s so sad. But inside I’m smiling my ass off, because Axl’s big brother’s party was total depravity and people are saying tonight is gonna be worse.’

‘A ton of people who know Lana will still be there,’ Harry noted. ‘And you sobbed your little heart out the last time she ditched you.’

A shout came from across the hall. ‘Harry, did you see where my underwear went?’

‘Matt kicked them under the bed,’ Harry called back.

‘Tell your boyfriend he’s a jackass,’ Gemma yelled irritably.

‘I didn’t cry,’ Matt lied, shaking his head. ‘And at least I don’t sleep with random girls who wait till you fall asleep and steal your Mini.’

Harry was enjoying the banter. ‘At least I still have my licence, Mr Ninety-Miles-Per-Hour-Through-a-LIDAR-Trap.’

‘I’m outta here, you guys,’ Gemma said, sounding ticked off as she came out of Harry’s room.