Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Two outrageously broad-shouldered men in army camouflage were doing exercises, lifting giant tractor tires over their heads, while a tracksuited trio looked on.

‘Where’s this from?’ Harry asked, as he squinted and saw that the men exercising had boyish faces and small heads.

‘Remember that giant Chinese intelligence leak a few months back? When sixty million Chinese military files got dumped on a public server? Most were encrypted, but hackers have been crunching away and they’ve decoded videos and paperwork from an enhanced warrior programme.’

Genetically enhanced soldiers had been in the news a lot. The US government claimed to have only done theoretical research into the possibilities, but Russia had openly announced an enhanced soldier programme, and other nations were suspected of doing so in secret.

The subject was controversial, because a lot of voters and religious groups said altering human DNA was against God’s will and should be banned. But pragmatists pointed out that the US Army would be in trouble if they went to war against a nation whose soldiers were seven-foot-tall hulks who could flip a car and run fifteen miles without breaking a sweat.

‘Here comes the juicy part,’ Matt warned, pointing to the bottom right corner of the image.

A small tracksuited woman holding a computer tablet was giving the two muscle men instructions. But something upset one of them. He set the five-hundred-pound tractor tire rolling violently towards a wall and approached the instructor. The clip had no audio, but it didn’t take a genius to see that she was ordering the giant to return to exercising.

‘If she’s five feet tall, that monster must be close to eight,’ Harry calculated.

‘You certainly wouldn’t want to shoot hoops with him,’ Matt observed.

After a brief face-off, the pin-headed hulk grabbed the woman by the shoulders and yanked the arm holding the tablet.

‘Oh!’ Harry winced, as he watched the monster tear the woman’s arm off.

‘He rips it off like a chicken wing!’ Matt said, smirking. ‘They’re calling him Chinese Chewbacca.’

‘Matilda, go back fifteen seconds,’ Harry said, so that he could watch and gasp all over again. ‘Play at one third speed.’

The clip ended as the monster chased several other officials out of the sports hall, while the one-armed woman lay spasming in a pool of blood.

‘Best of all, the Chinese government are saying the video is a fake created by Taiwanese agents,’ Matt explained. ‘So there’s no copyright. We get to keep all the ad revenue.’

‘Could it be a hoax?’ Harry asked.

‘Nobody seems to think so,’ Matt said. ‘The hackers have decrypted hundreds of other files relating to this warrior programme. You can’t see what the warriors look like on that video, but they’ve released photographs that show how young those hulks are. Kids make the best subjects, because their bodies regenerate faster and soft bones adapt more easily to large scale genetic changes.’