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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘Shut up,’ Harry moaned, before Matt explained for Rie’s benefit.

‘When Harry first came from London, he didn’t even know what a quarterback did.’

‘But if you came to Britain, you wouldn’t know what the wicket keeper does in cricket,’ Harry said defensively.

Sofia tutted at her brother, then started explaining. ‘Deion Powell is a senior and the Rockets’ starting QB. JJ Janssen is a year younger. He’s backup quarterback, but a lot of fans say he’s more talented.’

‘Way better,’ Rie said.

‘Just because you slept with him in tenth grade …’ Sofia teased.

Rie tipped her head back and smiled. ‘And it’s not just his muscles that are big!’

‘Jesus!’ Matt said, thumping the armrest and laughing as Harry flushed with embarrassment.

‘Deion Powell has a chance of a college football scholarship,’ Sofia explained. ‘Coach Henning is a decent guy, so he’s kept Deion as starting QB, because this is his senior year. The college scouts will be out looking for prospects and Coach wants to give the kid a shot. Next year, JJ will be a senior. He’ll be starting quarterback and get his shot at college.’

‘Seems fair,’ Harry said.

‘But Deion hasn’t been playing great,’ Sofia continued. ‘He’s thrown eleven interceptions and just one touchdown in his last three games. Lots of folks say JJ should be made starting quarterback now if Rock Spring is gonna have any realistic shot at state championships.’

‘Like JJ even needs a football scholarship,’ Matt hissed bitterly. ‘The Janssen family are rich.’

‘You’re not exactly on food stamps,’ Harry noted, as he flicked the back of Matt’s head rest.

‘Our parents are doctors,’ Matt said. ‘But Jay Janssen Senior owns casinos, hotels, and …’

‘He owns that strip mall on Flamingo,’ Rie added. ‘JJ hooked me up with an employee discount card …’

‘But that’s not how Janssen Senior started off,’ Matt said. ‘JJ’s old man spent time in jail for cocaine dealing, and his casinos are the kind of places where you wipe your feet on the way out.’

‘I’d bet my last ten bucks on JJ’s girlfriend, Fawn Croker, being involved,’ Rie said as Sofia stopped at a red light.

‘I hate Fawn Croker,’ Sofia said, shuddering. ‘It’s so creepy. JJ’s in eleventh grade and she’s, like, twenty-five.’

‘So JJ, or JJ’s dad, or his crazy girlfriend could be behind the bomb,’ Harry said thoughtfully as the light turned green.

‘What if it’s nothing to do with football?’ Rie suggested. ‘Deion’s a bully, but nobody would dare snitch on a football player.’

‘Why not?’ Harry asked.

Matt loved it when he knew something Harry didn’t. ‘If you snitch and a player gets kicked off the team, you’ll have every football fan in Rock Spring lining up to beat your ass.’