Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘I was looking for information on how these gene-mods are tested,’ Charlie said. ‘I can see that someone would be willing to try an experimental treatment that might cure terminal cancer, but there are hundreds of gene-therapy mods. Who tests the long-term effects and how can you know they’re safe?’

‘I’m very conservative,’ Mango said. ‘There are tens of thousands of gene-therapy templates that you can download and synthesise. I only do mods that people I trust in the online modding community have already tried, and I make it clear to my patients that even the best mods carry a one-in-four-hundred risk of autoimmune disease, or tumours.’

‘So have any of your patients ever got sick?’ Charlie asked, uncomfortable with the idea that a mistake might kill someone.

‘All my patients get a sixty-day cocktail of autoimmune drugs. Mild side-effects are common after gene therapy and I know of a few that have got sick while the modified cells took over, but my only really bad result was an anti-obesity mod.

‘It was designed to affect the hormones that create hunger. It was tested successfully by a Danish university. Unfortunately, all the test subjects were Caucasian and it turned out that it triggers cancer in some racial groups.

‘I did it on a woman born in Peru and within weeks she started passing blood. She got rushed to hospital. The surgeon who cut her open said it was like she had thousands of tiny white teeth growing inside her digestive tract. There was nothing they could do.

‘I felt awful and considered quitting the business. The family weren’t wealthy and we offered to refund my fee to pay for the funeral. But the husband and daughter were very understanding. The woman was desperate to lose weight and my associate in California spoke with them before the treatment and carefully explained that gene therapy carries a chance of unexpected results.’

‘I didn’t realise a mod can affect different ethnicities differently,’ Charlie said.

‘When they first mapped the human genome back in the nineties, scientists thought genes were like rows of switches. A switch for blue eyes, or being short, or being autistic. There are a few genes that work like that, but most influence more than one thing.

‘For instance, twenty genes have been identified that influence how tall a person could be. Then there’s gene expression – which means different genes get switched on and off in the womb and early childhood. That’s why some identical twins look different, though their DNA matches perfectly. Then there’s the junk DNA every human carries. They named it that because it didn’t seem to do anything, like corrupted files on an old hard drive. But it turns out it does influence certain things.’

Charlie’s science-geek brain was ticking happily. ‘So editing genes is easy, but you can’t be sure what it will do, and the same treatment might do different things to different people?’