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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘Would I, Auntie?’ Harry charmed, smiling guiltily as he dashed round the counter and gave Kirsten a goodbye kiss. ‘Love you, gotta dash.’

Harry wondered why Ellie had called him in a late-night panic as his Mini shot down the Beltway, with the sun low on the horizon and barely a car in sight. Ellie had made the midnight call with a bawling toddler on his lap. He’d refused to go into detail, but he told Harry to make sure he was on time and that it was regarding a business deal that would make all our lives easier.

Huddy’s was a popular diner, close enough to McCarran International Airport to be populated with the high-vis jackets worn by aircraft mechanics, ground staff and in-flight caterers. Harry had to circle twice to find an empty bay, something that hadn’t troubled the huge Rolls-Royce Phantom blocking three disabled spots in front of the main entrance.

Harry’s morning appetite was tempered by angst as he pushed through bodies queuing for breakfast bagels and take-out coffee. The air was dense with talk and hissing deep-fat fryers as he cut between busy tables, his youth and Queensbridge Academy blazer drawing glances as he picked out Ellie’s thin white shirt, yellow tie and shocking dispersion of red hair. An older, somehow familiar man sat facing him.

Harry wasn’t late, but empty breakfast plates and half-drunk coffee mugs suggested that he hadn’t been invited to join from the start.

‘Here’s my boy wonder,’ Ellie said, sliding into the booth to make space.

Harry felt like he’d been kicked as he linked the man to the Rolls out front. I’m gonna open my eyes and Kirsten will shake me awake.

‘Jay Janssen Senior,’ he said, stretching out to shake Harry’s hand. ‘Heard you’re a young mover and shaker, Smirnov.’

Harry felt queasy, crunched by a big old hand as he settled on the bench. Janssen was seventy-six, sporting a denim shirt and bolo tie, his ink-blue cowboy hat on the table beside him.

‘I … Umm, hello,’ Harry said, realising that Ellie knew nothing about Earl’s accident, or Man Bun’s visit.

‘I admire someone like you,’ Jay told Harry. ‘World’s full of kids expecting everything on a plate, my two boys included. When I was your age, I was buying and selling cars. Making more money than my old man by fourteen. School was a drag, so I stopped going. When my pa whipped me and made me go back, I got myself expelled.’

Harry smiled uneasily. He sensed he was being softened up. Ellie must have told Jay that he was earning good money and didn’t like school.

‘You can relate to that, can’t you?’ Ellie asked.

Harry looked over at Ellie as he noticed the two hulking figures at the table behind. Apparently, the elderly tycoon had too many enemies to go out unaccompanied.