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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘I have to stay out of trouble,’ Charlie said after a few seconds’ thought. ‘From my life so far, I want to be the most boring, ordinary, well-behaved kid. I want to work hard, get top grades and earn a scholarship to a top college.’

Mango nodded. ‘I don’t want to pressure you,’ she said. ‘You’ve not seen anything illegal. You can’t prove any of the things I’ve said I’ve done. And you’re the last person who’d go running to the cops.

‘But if you come aboard, the risk will be well rewarded. I’ll pay a hundred and fifty dollars an hour. Maybe one evening per week, and five or six hours every Saturday or Sunday. That will give you twelve hundred a week, tax free. That’s enough to buy a car, to have nice clothes and build a nest egg so you can study at college, rather than kill yourself working two jobs.’

‘I’ve never had nice stuff,’ Charlie admitted. ‘But I’ve never studied synthetic biology. I don’t know anything about designer babies, or gene therapy.’

‘I can teach you, and for the first few weeks I’ll be right alongside you. It’s more complex than teaching a new employee to make an lime muffin, but it’s a laboratory process that can be broken down into simple steps.’

‘Can I think this over?’ Charlie asked.

‘For sure,’ Mango said. ‘But I know how curious minds work. You’ll get back to OIL, log on to the WiFi and start reading articles on human-gene editing, then you’ll look up the new laws going through Congress to see what the punishments are. Am I right?’

‘Obviously,’ Charlie said.

‘Well don’t,’ Mango warned. ‘The CIA uses a deep learning AI system that can scan a billion pieces of unencrypted web traffic per second. Even in privacy mode, your searches can easily be linked to you, and if the system links someone with your criminal record reading papers on human gene editing, it’ll get flagged up to a human intelligence agent.’

‘Really?’ Charlie said.

Mango nodded. ‘The government has had satellites and monitoring stations for decades, but in the last few years computer power and behavioural recognition tech has improved to the point where they can analyse everything. If you want to be a bad guy, data encryption is no longer optional. But I can loan you a quantum encrypted tablet, with a 5g hook-up and location masking.’

‘Is that legal?’ Charlie asked.

‘First amendment says it is,’ Mango said. ‘So you’re welcome to think, but there’s a guy who works in the bakery. He’s got an engineering degree. I’ve been considering approaching him for a while now. I think you have greater potential, but someone has to be trained in all the basic techniques before Junior is born, so I can’t wait forever.’