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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘At the height of the SNor epidemic, the Center for Disease Control in Washington issued cleaning guidelines. They focused on schools, prisons, retirement homes, cruise ships and hotels, because those were the places where the biggest outbreaks were happening. The HHD gave strict guidelines on how hotel rooms had to be cleaned, from towels being laundered at higher temperatures, strong chlorine bleach being used in all cleaning sprays, UV sterilisation, disposable gloves and masks for staff, disposable toilet brushes for each room and so forth.’

‘Right,’ Harry said. ‘I remember all the hotels on the strip had to close their buffets, and there was no traffic in town, even Friday and Saturday.’

‘The Hotel Hygiene Directive wasn’t legally binding, but every big hotel operator agreed to follow the procedure, including the four Janssen Corp casinos that have hotel rooms. It was expensive to implement, but it was a way to rebuild customer confidence.

‘HHD doubled the time it took to clean a hotel room. And you can imagine how hard it was trying to recruit minimum-wage hotel cleaners to do the dirty work during a virus outbreak. The Janssens had empty hotels and casinos losing money, while their cleaning and laundry costs spiralled. Their solution was to bend the rules.’

‘Sounds like Janssen Corp,’ Harry said, intrigued but not terribly excited. ‘Trouble is, there have been a ton of stories about stuff like this, Earl. The corporations put it down to teething problems with new procedures, and say that they’ve got things sorted now. Plus, people have lost interest in SNor scare stories. Once you’ve had a dose you’re immune and everyone has had their week on the toilet now.’

Earl sounded irritated. ‘Seventeen people died after being infected at Janssen Island Casino in Fremont street. I’ve spoken to a few people who worked there. The hygiene was horrible. Cleaning staff quit. The rooms haven’t been refurbished in twenty years and they keep Janssen Island busy on weekdays by offering twenty-dollar rooms and free bus rides to seniors from California.

‘They were old and vulnerable, and they dropped like flies. The Island should have been shut down for two weeks and deep cleaned, but Janssen kept bussing seniors in. Because they were mostly one-night stays, most of them were home before they got sick. Cleaning staff who could see what was going on were scared to speak up because the Janssens are thugs. Quite a few people did wind up dying or getting seriously ill while they were still in Vegas, but the source of all the cases was never identified.’

‘Why not?’ Harry asked.

‘Hospitals and doctors must notify every fatal case of SNor to the Center for Disease Control, including the likely source of infection. But not a single case was registered as being picked up at Janssen Island. The patients’ hospital records were accurate, but when the hospital data got uploaded to the CDC, all reference to Janssen Island vanished.’