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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Ken had a fresh cup from the water cooler, and he kept Charlie in suspense as he necked two red pills, a lilac triangle and a brown-and-red capsule.

‘I’m keeping big pharma profitable all by myself,’ Ken joked, seeming nicer than the ogre she’d imagined. ‘How are you finding Obama?’

‘OK,’ Charlie said. ‘My room is nice. And I’m sorry about what happened yesterday.’

‘You’ve certainly caused a ruckus. One of the reasons I’m late is that I’ve been taking calls from several parties about your case.’

‘Swallow Park?’ Charlie asked warily.

‘Amongst others,’ Ken explained. ‘I’m obliged to follow a set of rigid guidelines. The zero-tolerance policy for newly released offenders exists because we can’t create the impression that someone can get away with staying out after curfew once, or puffing a joint, or skipping a couple of lessons at school.

‘However, one of your friends pointed out that you are younger than most people released into an environment like this. I’m also supposed to evaluate any positive efforts you’ve made since your release.’

‘My friends?’ Charlie said curiously, thinking of Juno and Harry.

‘Steve Malbrouck at Makers Yard has known my wife for many years and he called me this morning,’ Ken explained. ‘Steve tells me that you’re a fine young person, and that the situation at Swallow Park was wholly unfair. I also had a conversation with Mango Kowalski-Clark at the Radical Cake Collective, saying that you’ve shown an interest in baking and that she’d like to offer you a part-time job.’

‘Oh,’ Charlie said, trying not to look as surprised as she felt.

‘Have you always been a baker?’ Ken asked.

‘I didn’t have much chance at White Boulder, but I’ve always loved it,’ Charlie lied.

‘I’m a bread maker,’ Ken said, smiling. ‘It never ceases to amaze me that water, flour and yeast can make something that tastes and smells so wonderful.’

‘I know.’ Charlie nodded, wary of saying too much and exposing the fact that the only things she’d ever baked were Ed’s frozen chicken bites.

‘So, with a community figure like Steve speaking highly of you and a job lined up to keep you out of mischief, I’m willing to overlook yesterday’s unfortunate incident at school.’

‘Thank you so much,’ Charlie beamed. ‘That’s awesome.’

‘But …’ Ken said firmly, resuming after a dramatic pause. ‘It will look bad on me if you mess up again, so expect zero sympathy next time around. I also want to know where you are at all times. That means strict 6 p.m. curfew, except for pre-approved adult-supervised activities. Do not go out without your cell phone fully charged because a dead battery is not an excuse, and do not travel more than two miles from here without getting my permission in advance. Is all of that acceptable?’

‘Very,’ Charlie agreed.