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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘I can’t make it up here on school nights,’ Harry said, ‘but maybe you can come to my place next weekend? Matt will tell you all kinds of embarrassing stories about me, and you can meet Kirsten if she’s not at work.’

It was just before five and the Mini was parked on the brick driveway in front of OIL.

‘Sounds great,’ Charlie said. ‘I’ll let you know how school goes, and if I hear anything about Ed.’

‘You know what Vegas traffic is like on a Saturday evening,’ Harry said. ‘I’ll pop in and take a leak before I head home.’

As Harry peed in Charlie’s bathroom, a guy said something from out in the hallway. Harry aimed his stream down the side of the pan, so he could overhear.

‘It was insanity last night!’ Brad told Charlie, grabbing the top of the door frame with his big hands and smiling. ‘Where you been hiding all day?

Charlie felt wary. Was Brad the sweet guy who’d cooked steak and told her she was sexy? Or the snarling drunk who’d smashed some kid’s nose and accused her of drinking too much?

‘Swallow Park, with my friend, Harry.’

‘Schmaltzy,’ Brad sneered. ‘Bunch of us are seeing a movie tonight if you’re up for it?’

Harry awaited her answer before flushing.

‘I’m hungover,’ Charlie said, shaking her head. ‘I’d like to settle in. Sort my room out, watch some bad TV.’

‘On Saturday night!’ Brad said, outraged. ‘C’mon! I’ll let you share my popcorn.’

‘Some other time,’ Charlie said, a touch firmer.

Harry came out of the bathroom and hated Brad instantly. Handsome, hunky, confident. Harry would have given anything to be like him.

Charlie introduced the boys to each other.

‘Hey,’ Brad said grudgingly, narrowing his eyes like Harry was gum stuck on his shoe.

‘Guess I’d better shift if I’m gonna get home before sunset,’ Harry said. Then awkwardly added, ‘Good to meet you, Brad.’

Brad snorted, but Charlie cracked a smile and put her arms out for Harry to hug.

‘It’s been such an awesome day,’ Charlie said as she squeezed. ‘Thanks for everything.’

Harry couldn’t enjoy the hug with Brad staring.

‘I’ll be in touch,’ he said, then checked the time on his phone.

He needed to leave, but Brad kept holding the door frame and only backed up six inches, making Harry duck slightly and almost have to stick his face in Brad’s armpit.

That meathead lives right across the hall, Harry thought jealously as he walked towards his car. He’ll see Charlie six times a day. He’s got moves; I’ve got acne. Why didn’t I put my arm round Charlie at the lake when she was laughing at everything I said? Such a great day, but now this Brad prick is all I’m gonna think about …

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