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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘Sixty-day dry-aged rib eye,’ Brad said, glancing around until he found a little bottle of oil on the window ledge. ‘Cost you seventy bucks in a restaurant on The Strip.’

After putting some oil in the pan, Brad reached up and stretched a shower cap over his smoke detector.

‘Stop lurking in the doorway,’ Brad said. ‘Have a seat.’

The bed looked grungy, and Charlie flicked grass-stained shorts out of the way before straightening the duvet and perching on the edge.

‘So you don’t go to school any more?’ Charlie asked, but felt dumb because he’d mentioned math tutoring.

‘Only work for my uncle weekends and holidays,’ Brad said, unwrapping the steak as the pan started to sizzle. ‘I landed a three-day suspension from school for fighting. Guy riding my back all day because they don’t like OIL kids.’

Charlie looked confused. ‘OIL?’

‘Obama Independent Living,’ Brad explained. ‘Not proud I lost my temper, but I couldn’t take his shit.’

Charlie nodded sympathetically, though it was the kind of line people always used to justify fighting. She thought no more, because Brad dropped the steak into the pan and started yelling.

‘Jesus, holy mother of …’

Charlie was baffled as Brad hopped into the bathroom and blasted cold water.

‘What happened?’ Charlie gasped, standing up.

‘Hot fat spattered my chest,’ Brad explained, emerging from the bathroom smirking and rubbing beautiful abs with a damp towel. ‘Wow, that hurt!’

‘You want to put this on?’ Charlie asked, laughing as she picked a balled-up Barcelona soccer shirt off his bed.

‘That’ll do, sure,’ Brad said.

Charlie caught a whiff of BO as she threw the shirt. It was a smell that would be gross if it came off some old guy on the bus, but sexy coming from Brad.

‘Steak for madame,’ he said, presenting the meat one-handed on a cardboard plate, with a knife and fork he’d retrieved from a manky coffee mug and rinsed in the bathroom.

Charlie didn’t give a damn about SNor prevention as she balanced the plate on her knees and started to cut. It was bloodier than expected, but she smiled when she tasted it.

‘Good?’ Brad asked, a touch anxious.

‘Best steak ever,’ Charlie said.

She wouldn’t have been rude if it had tasted rank, but it was genuinely amazing.

‘When you hang beef for two or three months, all the proteins start to break down and it gets super tender,’ Brad explained.

‘Murr eeee yum mar,’ Charlie said, then swallowed and tried again. ‘Melts in your mouth.’

‘Any plans for tonight, Charlie?’

She shook her head. ‘My friend Harry is coming tomorrow. I guess I’ll sort out my books, read the rules and stuff.’

Brad shook his head. ‘On your first night of freedom? No way! There’s a group of us here. We head out most Fridays.’

‘Where do you go?’