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  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

The Zurich team published their results and drug companies began searching for ways to achieve the targeted cancer therapy without using a potentially dangerous virus.

Two years later, Chinese businessman Kenny Yo was diagnosed with stomach cancer. With a personal fortune of $11 billion and a life expectancy of less than one year, Yo offered Zurich University Virology Department $250 million to use their quarantine facility for his own course of SNorK treatment. The department said that using an unlicensed treatment was unethical, and illegal under Swiss Law.

But the determined billionaire found a group of Hangzhou-based genetic scientists who were seeking money to start their own gene-editing business. Most details of the Zurich University SNorK project had been published in a scientific journal, and they could use off-the-shelf gene-editing technology costing less than $10,000 to make a copycat version of SNorK.

Yo retreated to his country home, sealed himself away from friends and family and began dosing himself with SNorK. The treatment was successful, but while Yo kept himself isolated, the conditions were nothing like as secure as the viral containment lab at the University of Zurich.

It is believed that the first people to contract SNorK were Yo’s cleaner, and two men who came to vacuum the septic tank at his country home. SNorK is highly contagious, but its symptoms are mild compared to regular norovirus and the SNorK outbreak went unnoticed. Most patients were not sick enough to go to a doctor, and those that did were assumed to have a minor stomach infection.

Norovirus thrives in cool temperatures (another name for it is ‘winter vomiting bug’) and as cold weather set in a typical winter outbreak of norovirus began in the area around Hangzhou. At first, everything seemed normal, but shortly after Christmas patients started showing serious symptoms.

Instead of lasting less than twenty-four hours, patients were often sick for a week or more and many weaker patients died through severe dehydration. Norovirus is extremely contagious. It is mainly passed by touch, particularly in public restrooms and food-preparation areas. This makes the virus prone to spreading in heavily populated environments such as schools, prisons, cruise ships and hospitals.

As the Zurich scientists had feared, SNorK and regular norovirus had swapped genes and formed a deadlier strain. The recombined synthetic norovirus – now commonly referred to as SNor – mixes the longevity of SNorK and the unpleasant gastric effects of regular norovirus. In the eight months since SNor was first detected, it has appeared in every country on Earth, and is estimated to have infected one billion people.

In most cases SNor causes three to seven days of painful vomiting and diarrhoea. Patients are advised to continually drink water, to stay away from others as much as possible and not to seek medical attention, because of the risk of bringing the virus into contact with people with other illnesses.