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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘Keep your nose out and keep your balls,’ Man Bun said. ‘And your auntie, the la-de-da chef? We’ll work her over too. Understood?’

‘Understood,’ Harry moaned as Man Bun let go and the little guy shoved him violently off the cleaning cart.

The goons backed out as Harry crashed into empty chemical drums, tears streaking his face, sure he was about to pass out from the pain.

• • •

Harry snuck into the apartment, back pain, rib pain and half doubled over. Kirsten would freak if she knew he’d been beaten up, so he was grateful that she was up in her room, and that she’d left for a meeting at her restaurant when he emerged from a hot soak.

The pain was mild as Harry hobbled downstairs, but his nerves were fried. He half expected the goons to crash through the door, and jerked with fright when a kid squealed in the communal pool outside.

Harry strapped an ice pack to his back and listened to a message Ellie had left while he was out. The take from the video and photos was now thirty-one grand, but thinking about his share made him feel shitty because it was earned at Charlie’s expense.

There was another call as he read the instructions on an Ibuprofen bottle.

‘Harry,’ Charlie said.

The phone felt like molten lava.

‘Harry, are you there?’

What if this is a test. Will the bad guys come back if they know I spoke to her?

‘Hey,’ Harry said warily.

‘You sound off,’ Charlie said.

‘I’m good,’ Harry said, unthinkingly trying to sit on a kitchen stool and getting a jolt of pain.

‘My call last night? It doesn’t matter now. I signed my life away. Felony assault and two charges of manufacturing an explosive device. I’ll be out in two years if I behave. JJ gets to be quarterback, Fawn gets her annoying sister off her back. At least I’m not one of the poor saps who got half their skin burnt off.’

Harry acted like he was speaking to bad guys listening to a recording, instead of to Charlie. ‘I didn’t take any steps to investigate,’ he said stiltedly.

Charlie sounded sore. ‘Thanks for the sympathy, pal.’

‘I …’

Harry’s head was all over the place. He was keen to help Charlie, but getting jumped had turned him into a wreck.

‘I’m sorry this is so messed up,’ he said.

‘I should never have dragged you into this,’ Charlie said slowly. ‘I just wanted you to know it’s over. Have a nice life, Harry.’

‘Wait,’ Harry said. ‘Don’t go.’

Part of him was terrified of what might happen if he stayed involved, but Charlie needed him. And though they’d never had a normal conversation he’d felt a connection when they hugged.