Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

The erratic hot water at the house in the desert meant Charlie had often showered with Harry. The Kuchler Motel’s never-ending supply was one of its best features, but if Charlie lingered too long an imaginary Harry would join her and the feels would leave her slumped in the shower tray, sobbing hopelessly.

That time Harry put one of my waxing strips on his chest and yelped so much he fell off the bed …

Charlie almost jumped out of the shower, knowing fond thoughts of Harry led nowhere but pain.

Keep busy.

After drying on the least grungy towel and dressing in her least grungy leggings and last clean T-shirt, Charlie grabbed the laundry basket and started gathering towels and dirty clothes scattered across the bathroom.

The basket was stuffed before she got to the clothes spread around the beds, but Charlie was on a laundry mission, so she grabbed a trash-can liner from the cupboard under the sink and began filling up with Patrick’s Spider-Man underpants and Ed’s aromatic socks.

After waddling down two flights with laundry in each hand, Charlie crossed the parking lot to the motel’s other building and stepped through a basic UV quarantine gate into a laundry room.

One of the three dryers was rumbling and a chunky guy sat in the only plastic bucket chair that wasn’t cracked at the back. He was average height, thirties, with a stocky build and a dark-brown shirt with R&M Haulage embroidered on the pocket.

‘Hey, Charlie,’ he said, peering over a comic book.

His beard had grown and he was dressed for winter, so Charlie took a second to mark him as a guy who’d hit on her when she’d taken Patrick for a pre-bedtime splash in the motel pool, back when it was still hot.

‘Alex?’ Charlie ventured.

‘Rex,’ he corrected as Charlie raised the metal lid on a washer and started dropping stuff in.

The easy smile reminded her that Rex had a one-one-seven, the socially acceptable zombie mod that kept you functioning while life floated happily by.

People with one-one-sevens tended to make good employees in mundane, non-creative jobs, though their optimistic bias gave them a poor sense of danger and their relentless smiles and trite observations made them a goldmine for stand-up comedians.

‘I heard it might snow for Christmas.’

‘Uh-huh,’ Charlie said as she sprinkled powder on top of her first load, then opened another machine to take her whites.

‘Here for Christmas, or off to visit family?’ Rex asked.

‘No place to go,’ Charlie sighed, not wanting this banal conversation, but not ready to face her own company back in the suite. ‘You?’

‘Working,’ Rex said. ‘I was supposed to take a load home to Georgia this morning, but a tire burst on my rig and spares are tough to find.’

‘I heard that,’ Charlie said, nodding as she sat herself on top of the folding bench, swinging her legs.