Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Harry wondered where Charlie’s parents had got to, but didn’t want to probe and upset her more.

‘I heard a cop say social services were coming to collect him.’

Charlie shook her head. ‘Ed’s a good kid once you know his quirks, but he gets emotional if there’s any change to his routine. He picked up a horrible stomach bug, but he doesn’t grasp that he’ll get better and can go back to school in a few days the way that a normal kid does. And Fawn loses her temper. Calls him dirty boy, locks him in the bathroom then drives off. And I am left – literally – cleaning up the shit.’

Harry took another half a step towards her.

‘I got pissed seeing you snoop around taking photos,’ Charlie told him, ‘but I’m not holding you hostage. Go if you want to. Snitch me to the cops and get your pretty bangs on the six-o’clock news.’

‘I’ll stay and talk if you want,’ Harry said gently.

Charlie gave a huge sob and pushed up from the table. She was muscly and Harry stumbled as she locked her hands behind his back and rested her cheek against his chest.

‘I don’t have a single real friend, Harry.’

‘You’ll be OK,’ Harry said, feeling awkward as he put his arms round her.

Charlie’s T-shirt had ridden up and Harry’s hand slipped in the small of her bare, sweaty back. Sobs shook Charlie’s body as Harry breathed her smell and felt a little turned on.

‘I’m such a freak,’ Charlie said, staring up with desperate eyes.

‘Beautiful freak,’ Harry said, and wondered where the hell that came from. He half expected her to recoil, but Charlie cracked a soft, flattered smile.

I want to kiss her, but that’s the last thing she wants right now.

Charlie sensed Harry’s awkwardness, peeling sweaty hair off her face as she backed up.

‘Sorry I put a gun to your head,’ Charlie said, wearing a doomed smile as she scratched one ankle with a dirty big toe.

‘Maybe it’s not that bad,’ Harry suggested. ‘You made the explosives a long time ago and you didn’t know JJ was going to steal them. Maybe, instead of hiding from the cops, go over to the house, surrender and tell them what happened. You’re a smart kid, you’ve never been in trouble before …’

‘Two flaws in your plan,’ Charlie said as she slumped in a plastic chair. ‘First, if I was covering my ass, the story I would tell is that JJ stole the explosives and that I knew nothing about it. It happens to be the truth, but will the cops believe me?