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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

He stayed that way for a couple of minutes, until the guilt about leaving Vern fixing his kitchen won out. Patrick and Ed were mucking about with a set of juggling bags, and Patrick howled with laughter as Ed lobbed one at Harry’s back.

‘Go easy, Ed,’ Harry warned. ‘You’re a lot stronger than Patrick.’

Harry was levelling up the repaired door when Charlie came up from the lab, giving Vern a welcome-home hug before grabbing a cold-water jug from the fridge. Her eyes looked glazed as she gave Harry a kiss, and asked Vern why he wasn’t lying down.

‘Went crazy cooped up in the hospital,’ Vern said as he wiped dust and filler crumbs off the kitchen worktop. ‘Not one for sitting still.’

Charlie looked at Harry. ‘I got a call back from lawyer Sue. She said technically I need to file an adoption petition for Patrick, or hand him to the authorities. But in the real world it’s only a problem if someone is looking for him, like a grandma or something.’

‘Did Seth have family?’ Harry asked as he spotted Rosie coming up their drive holding a plate of something she’d baked.

‘Not that I know of,’ Charlie said. ‘And, judging by the filthy clothes and cigarette burns, they didn’t much care if they were around.’

‘Knock, knock,’ Rosie said brightly, coming through the door holding a loaf cake sealed in an anti-virus bag. ‘Have you stolen my husband?’

Ed had a nose for Rosie’s cake and strode in, dragging one leg because Patrick was clamped to it.

‘You two seem to be hitting it off,’ Rosie said as Harry reached into a cupboard to grab a pile of plates.

Patrick let go of Ed’s leg, then stood between Harry and Charlie and spoke quietly. ‘My butt hurts again.’

‘You mean you want the toilet?’ Harry asked.

Charlie shook her head and squatted down. ‘He uses the toilet by himself, but he keeps saying his butt hurts.’

‘Where does it hurt, sweetie?’ Rosie asked.

‘Here,’ Patrick said, squeezing his left buttock. ‘The man who killed Mikey and mom did it.’

‘I’ve looked,’ Charlie explained to Rosie. ‘I can’t see anything except a tiny red mark.’

‘Take him to the clinic,’ Harry suggested.

‘I’d love to get him checked out,’ Charlie said. ‘But if I rock up at a paediatrician’s office, twenty years old, with a kid that isn’t mine who’s covered in bruises and belt marks and with no adoption paperwork, they’ll call the cops on me.’

‘True,’ Harry said thoughtfully.

‘I could take him,’ Rosie said. ‘I’ll make sure it’s Dr Laurel. She’s partly retired now, but she still works three days a week and I’ve known her since my eldest was born.’