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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

But with half the big resorts closed and tourists thin on the ground, Cleveland had a ghostlike air and The Paddler was one of the last places open for business. Charlie now resented agreeing to give hard-earned money to Juno, and the more she thought the more she suspected it would do little to help her godson.

Maybe if I sat down and spoke to Juno … Instead of giving her money, try persuading her to get the zombie mods removed and be a better mom. But who am I kidding? People turn themselves into zombies because it makes them happy no matter what. Zombies lie and make bad decisions. Above all, they’re selfish.

Juno had messaged late the night before, saying she’d checked into room eighteen and asking if Charlie knew when she’d get the money. With their internet down, Charlie hadn’t picked up the message until she’d got to the hospital with Rosie, and its bluntness made Juno and Mikey seem more mercenary.

Am I being soft? Why don’t I walk away? This million will pay Ed’s medical bills for six months. But Patrick’s my godson. The prospects aren’t rosy for a kid with a dead dad and zombie mom, but I should try to help, shouldn’t I?

Room eighteen was past an ice machine and up an outdoor staircase. It was near noon and the sun was blazing, but the room still had curtains drawn. Charlie checked her bag to make sure she had the gun close, before ignoring the Do not disturb tag and giving a knock.

‘Juno, open up,’ Charlie said irritably as a kids’ show blared from the TV inside. ‘It’s the middle of the day.’

Mikey’s BMW is here, so they can’t have gone far. Maybe the type of z-mod they have makes them sleep a lot.

‘I’m not coming back for this shit,’ Charlie shouted, this time pounding hard on the door and getting a look from a guy stepping out five rooms down.

I’ve got enough on my plate. I’ve …

Charlie noticed the door handle rattle from inside. There was a little voice around waist height, but the TV blotted it out.

‘Patrick, is that you?’

Charlie went down on one knee and put her ear close to the door.

‘I can’t open it,’ the voice said.

‘Push the handle.’

‘I am,’ Patrick said.

Charlie tried to think what the inside of a motel room door looked like.

‘Is there a bolt, or a lever below the door handle?’

‘I don’t think so.’

Charlie wondered if Patrick understood what a bolt was.

‘Patrick, is it a handle, or is it a knob, like a ball?’

‘Like a ball.’

‘Is there a button in the middle of the ball?’

‘Yes.’

‘Push the button,’ Charlie said. The knob rattled, then there was a click. ‘OK, now try turning it.’